Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

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Friday, 15 January 2010

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The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson.

"It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll have to come up with something different for 'Eclipse', stated Pattinson who just lost a fan contest between himself and George Clooney, over Hollywood's handsomest leading man.

According to the Movie Board, the special surprises set up on the stages during the Twilight's first two films was similar to Alfred Hitchcock's placing flashes of bright red into the film Psycho. Although you could not see it with the naked eye, it did heighten the scare scenes such as when "mother" appeared.

"I don't see any harm", Pattinson reportedly stated during his short interview with reporters, including UP2's Sam Olson. "We may have a few surprises of our own...I mean, among the actors. We'll get it done."

Someone suggested telling the ladies "You're pregnant" just before a big scene. Or, "Guess what, I got VD again, sorry."

And about losing the Clooney contest?

"Are you kidding? Clooney's had that sewn up since we lost John Kennedy Jr. By the way, your fly's unzipped and you know who's hanging out!"


"See, THAT reaction might win you a Golden Globe!"

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