Katy Perry gets cold feet

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet.

An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting more and more time into the finer details of the wedding, and their first "dance" is the bolero - made famous by 80's olympic gold medallists Jayne Torville and Christopher Dean - but Perry being Perry and Brand being Brand are doing it their way - barefoot on ice.

Katy is practicing so hard to make sure it's perfect her cold feet before the wedding is an understatement - they're literally freezing.

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