Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

image for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos
A photo of Vanessa's plaid miniskirt secretly taken by tattoo artist Sawyer Frazzlewater

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true.

Zac said that the reason that he denied it at first was because he did not want anyone to know what intimate part of her body Vanessa had the tattoo tattooed on.

But he said that when he heard that the story and intimate photos will be appearing in next week's West Coast Enquirer he decided to admit to the rumor.

Efron said that the tattoo artist named Sawyer Frazzlewater, 29, had promised them that he would never tell anyone about their personal tattoos and that if he did it would be like saying that his own mother was a San Diego Harbor whore.

When Frazzlewater was asked why he gave the story to The West Coast Enquirer, he answered because they offered him $200,000 and they promised that anyone on their staff who wanted to get a tattoo would be asked to get the tattoo from him.

Zac was asked about the tattoos. He said that they are matching tattoos of the first two letters of his first name and the first two letters of her name, which are ZAVA.

Zac pointed out that the word ZAVA in the Wasabi language means couple whose lips will be locked in an amorous display for all to see and wish it was their respective gender lips that were locked.

Zac was asked exactly where on his body was the word ZAVA tattooed. He said that he would rather not say. He then said oh what the hell and revealed that the word ZAVA is tattooed on the tip of his peterelli (dickalictus).

Vanessa was asked where on her body the word ZAVA was tattooed and she replied that she would rather not say. She was told that she may as well reveal the location because when the WCE comes out the photo in the accompanying story will clearly show the location.

She replied that she did not give a duck's butt and that she was going to try to see about buying up every single copy of The West Coast Enquirer when it comes out in one week.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called my good old friend Larry King and asked if he knew where Vanny's new tattoo was located. He asked does the pope go camping in the woods in his bare feet? And I said yes. He said that he had seen an advanced copy of The WCE and the tat is located on her strombilicus vagintillacuntessa.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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