Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 25 August 2010


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Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impossible to hide his enthusiasm for the situation and popped a boner. Not only did he pop a boner, but it looked like he was using Viagra. His erection lingered for an astounding 14 hours.

Beiber was scheduled to appear at the HollyWOOD Bowl for a concert the same evening. "It was impossible to hide his little boner from the audience, said Beiber's stage manager, we tried strapping it down, but 16 year old boners are pretty hard to harness".

As the performance proceeded, girl after girl, had to be taken to the emergency tent to be revived. Some 90 girls had to have medical attention. They were shocked, and thrilled, to see Justin's first public, "woody".

Betty, a Justin fan, was amazed when, sprong!!!, there it was, right through his skin tight jeans. "All the gals went nuts, it was a much better show than we expected.

Many of the fans needing medical attention may erect a lawsuit that could result in stiff penalties.

From the corner of
Sunset and Vine
HollyWOOD Ca

Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last"

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