Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has just broken the story that Guatemala-born Sen. Teodorofellio Pancito Juanito "Dracula" Cruz was booked on counterfeiting charges.
Cruzy, as his urologist calls him, denies the charges saying that it is all just a case of the Dems trying to get him deported back to Tres Tortillas, Guatemala.
Teodorofellio adamantly denies the charges saying that ever since he was a little boy of six, playing in the banana fields of Guatemala, he has been allergic to ink.
He stressed that when he gets near ink he breaks out in hives that look like strawberry Pop Tarts.
Meanwhile, Donald J. Trump, who hates Cruz more than he hates his hemorrhoids, replied that he heard years ago from "Moscow" Mitch McConnell that Cruz dabbled in illegally printing 50 dollar bills.
