White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just informed the American public that members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have just captured one of the terrorist world's most notorious female spies.
Miss Jean-Pierre stated that Mira Far Zuni, 29, who is one of Al-Qaeda's top female spies was captured as she stood in line at a hot dog stand in Coney Island.
Miss Far Zuni, who is regarded as one of the hottest, sexiest, and most erotically sensuous female spies, offered no resistance, and actually offered to buy each of the two arresting FBI agents two of the famous Coney Island hot dogs along with two Mimosa Margaritas.
Agents Hatholtz and Cuttstaff, declined saying that they had just eaten at a local Whataburger on Senatorial Street, but both thanked her for her nice offer.■
