After he was indicted on seven (that’s 7) counts in the classified documents case and having run out of lawyers to defend him, Donald Trump concluded that his desperate situation required a desperate measure. If he could get Barack Obama to defend him, The Donald would never be found guilty or jailed and would walk out of court a free man.
He dialed the Obama home, and whoever answered hung up on him. “Another crank call. Said he was Donald Trump.”
The Secret Service was alerted, and the number was traced and discovered to be coming from Mar-A-Lago. With the FBI and Secret Service gathered in the Obama study, the next time the phone rang, the former president answered.
“Hi Barack, this is Donny. Don’t hang up. That birth certificate stuff, being born in Kenya, was all a joke. No one believed that stuff except for the die-hard MAGA dopes. I really, really love you, baby, and I’ve run out of lawyers. I need a good lawyer to get me off, and it’s either you or Tiffany, and Tiffany is iffy. How about it?”
“Go with iffy.”
“I’ll give you Mar-A-Lago. I’ll sign the place over to you. It’s yours. Call it Mar-A-Barack-Lago. I’ll move to Slovenia. Melania owns a spread there and I can write my memoirs. I’ll even throw in Trump Tower and the golf course in Scotland. How about it?”
“The Scots say the golf course is going bankrupt.”
“You can’t believe any of those &%^$#&%—@#$$&—damn—#$@^% Scots.”
“Wasn’t your mother born in Scotland?”
“Yeah.”
“Go with Iffy.”
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