A Kentucky rabbi is arrested after DEA agents find 38 gallons of moonshine in his truck

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

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A rabbi in Kentucky has been arrested by agents with the DEA. A spokesperson for the DEA stated that Rabbi Myron Myronowitz III, 43, was caught in a back holler outside of the town of Woodchuck Hormones, Kentucky.

Rabbi Myron's 2020 Toyota Reno Rover was searched, and agents found 38 gallons of Kentucky Moonshine, which had a street value of $1,900.

The rabbi told the arresting agents that he has no idea how the hell the 38 gallons got in his truck, "Oy vey, I must have taken a wrong turn on the way to the matzo factory!"

SIDENOTE: DEA agents gave Rabbi Myronowitz a drug test and he showed to have 17.3% moonshine in his system, and 2% matzah ball soup.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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