An Al-Qaeda terrorist captured as he sits in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 June 2023

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One of the most notorious Al-Qaeda operatives Shateen Koot Shoom has been taken into custody by members of the DEA.

The infamous terrorist known as "Crazy Shateen," was sitting in a box seat at Yankee stadium watching the Yanks playing against the Texas Rangers.

A nearby fan reported that Shoom had just purchased a hot dog from a vendor and was eating it as he drank a Bud Light.

It was early in the third inning when the game was suddenly halted, as a team of 8 Drug Enforcement Agents swooped down and took Shateen Koot Shoom into custody.

The terrorist offered no resistance as he asked if he could continue eating his hot dog and drinking his brewski.

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