Grandpa Joe mean to Kamala: Tells her to “Get the f*** out of here!”

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 12 July 2023

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Small wonder Kamala Harris is no where to be found. Rumors that she was stuffed and mounted next to Trigger have bounced around the Beltway for weeks. Now we know why she has been in the closet for the past two years, notwithstanding the efforts of the media to cover-up her relationship with Grandpa Joe.

Despite the White House's and mainstream media efforts to tailor an ice cream-loving grandfather public image for him, President Joe Biden reportedly has a quick temper and often lashes out behind the scenes at his staff when they attempt to placate him by sugarcoating his ratings with the public.

Connecting the dots, was it Vice President Kamala that Grandpa Joe was overheard yelling at in the Oval Office? "God dammit, how the f*** don't you know this?!" "Don't f***ing bulls*** me!" and "Get the f*** out of here!" “And by the way, stop your f***ing cackling. It is driving me crazy.”

Dr. Slim: “Talk about feeling crazy. If Kamala puts her hand in Joe’s pocket, she will feel nuts, too.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Sounds like a weiner to me.”

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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