GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 July 2023

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They still insist that the South lost the Civil War to the North because the North cheated. (???)

Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run.

96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather support a red-assed spider monkey than support a hush money paying Nazi alley cat.

One of his staunchest supporters 98-year-old Roberta Tittarelli, of Duck Dung, Alabama said that she is so desperate to be physically touched that she would let the Trumpturd touch her archaic hooha (vajayjay) in a New York second.

Meanwhile Ivanka still says that if her sperm donor father ever remotely tries to touch her again she will take his hands off at the wrist with the scimitar she got from her boyfriend Osama.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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