First there was the Proud Boys - and now introducing the Proud Girls

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 June 2023

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Mrs. Amancotti hates authority, paying taxes, and having protected sex.

BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that the Proud Boys extremist, radical group now has an off-shoot organization.

Kixx has learned that the home-grown terrorist organization who invaded the United States Capitol has given birth to the female version of the hate group - The Proud Girls.

She has stated that the female version is just as evil, as hate-filled, and as messed up in the head as the "Boys."

The head of the Proud Girls is Tarlo Amancotti, 31, who works as a pole dancer in Mobile, Alabama.

Amancotti is married to Will Amancotti, 42, who owns the Amancotti bakery and is the executive vice-director of the Proud Boys.

SIDENOTE: The husband and wife both say that they hate Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, Gov. Ron DeSantis, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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