Boo or Boo-urns?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 2 July 2023

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so hard to hear when your ears are stuffed with ego

Lindsey Graham, the lovable loser who never gives up, even when Trump gets arrested again and again … the man who loves Trump then hates him then loves him again … went back to his hometown of Slim Pickens, who hasn’t been seen since he rode a nuclear missile down to the ground in Doctor Strangelove.

The crowd went wild even before Lindsey climbed the last step onto stage. The boos were loud and proud (but not gay, of course) and the hatred was palpable. Much beer and Skoal chewin’ tarbaccy had been consumed – they swallow in Pickens, they don’t spit – like a MAGA should!

Lindsey rambled on and on about nothing, then touched on Trump hoping the drunken crowd would finally stop booing him and cheer Trump instead (and Lindsey would then assume the cheering was for himself.)

When a man can’t hear a boo, can he also not hear a Who?

Do politicians get to a point where their egos are so ballooned that they can’t hear a boo, only a Boo-urns?

The Simpsons predicted this long ago. Watch that show to see what will happen to Lindsey and his cabal next. Coming soon on Fox!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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