The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned.
The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his McDonald's Big Macs before he eats them.
The 'taster' has been identified as a homeless woman named Sharleen Valeen McDean, 79, of Duck Dung, Alabama.
Daily Max reporter Savannah Stiletto divulged that the four-time divorced McDean also tests the 367 pound Tub of Lard's Diet Cokes, Diet Pepsi's, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beers, as well as his daily dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
SIDENOTE: Miss Stiletto commented that Miss McDean actually looks like a 79-year-old Stormy Daniels, but with sagging tits, varicose veins, blue hair, and a missing G-Spot.