Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 11 June 2023

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"The pussy grabber is afraid as hell of getting poisoned." -HOWARD STERN

The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned.

The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his McDonald's Big Macs before he eats them.

The 'taster' has been identified as a homeless woman named Sharleen Valeen McDean, 79, of Duck Dung, Alabama.

Daily Max reporter Savannah Stiletto divulged that the four-time divorced McDean also tests the 367 pound Tub of Lard's Diet Cokes, Diet Pepsi's, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beers, as well as his daily dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

SIDENOTE: Miss Stiletto commented that Miss McDean actually looks like a 79-year-old Stormy Daniels, but with sagging tits, varicose veins, blue hair, and a missing G-Spot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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