The Alabama state senate has informed atheists to leave the state within 72 hours

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 July 2023

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"Ever since the Civil War, Alabama has not tolerated 'Non-Believers.' " -RICKY GERVAIS (Atheist)

In a move that many are calling highly illegal, the state senate of Alabama has voted to have all atheists leave the state within 72 hours.

The vote was 96 to remove all atheists, 1 to allow them to stay, and 3 abstentions.

One of the atheists, identified as Zandra Meadowmill, 86, said that she was born and raised in the "Cotton State," and she remarked that they can pepper spray her, or taser her, or tar and feather her, but she ain't leaving.

The state's attorney general said that Meadowmill will leave or they will have Alabama state troopers forcibly put her on a Greyhound bus and ship her up to Nova Scotia, Canada.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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