Funny story - GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The high-ranking Republican party powers-that-be are having fits at the thought that two very staunch red states could flip over and become blue (Democratic) states. Life long GOPer Percy Oniontree, 43, sa…

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Funny story - R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022

The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…

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Funny story - Donald the Con Man

Donald the Con Man

(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…

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Funny story - Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

“Stop medical tyranny.” - Real medical tyranny advised people to drink Clorox and Lysol, but Republicans never said peep over that. So who needs a vaccine anyway? Well, who goes into a battle without a rifle? The Covid pandemic is a battle. A…

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Funny story - A Republican Woman Is Caught Wearing Rainbow Panties

A Republican Woman Is Caught Wearing Rainbow Panties

KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – A recent Quinnipinni Poll showed that 98.3% of all Republicans are anti-gay and anti-lesbian. Of course many will deny it since some, strangely enough, now have some member of their family, who bats for the oth…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…

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Funny story - Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse

Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse

Gosh. The world witnessed the riot on January 6th at the Capitol. The riot was defined as Diplomatic Political Discourse, by Republicans. To define it as such is worse than a whitewash. It is closer to a pre-school F grade for Show And Tells. And…

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Funny story - Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story - Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...

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Funny story - Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trump supporters are taking their loathing of anything that even has a whiff of democracy to the next level. And now, they are aiming their AR-15's straight at Santa Claus! Right wings news outfits have recently referred to him as a, 'Flaming libe…

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Funny story - There Is a Tremendous Ground Swell Within The GOP Party To Pick Gov. Chris Christie Over Donald “The Loser” Trump As Their 2024 Presidential Candidate

There Is a Tremendous Ground Swell Within The GOP Party To Pick Gov. Chris Christie Over Donald “The Loser” Trump As Their 2024 Presidential Candidate

BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – A majority of the members of the Grand Old Party are shaking in their snow boots at the thought that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump could possibly be their 2024 GOP presidential stalwart. Most say that they wan…

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Funny story - Born Again Stripper Refuses to Strip at the Brass Ass Because of Her Religious Convictions

Born Again Stripper Refuses to Strip at the Brass Ass Because of Her Religious Convictions

NEWPORT, KY--Proclaiming that her soul now stands naked before Jesus, Pinky Boudoir, a stripper at the Brass Ass in Newport, Kentucky, said that her religious beliefs no longer allow her to strip at her place of employment. Her employer, Harry Tedes…

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Funny story - President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...

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Funny story - Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Republicans Claim Obama is a Cannibal

Washington DC (IPP) - The investigative arm of the Republican Party has issued a new set of talking points to its members via email that claims that Obama is a cannibal. The cannibalism assertion is based on the discovery of a book written by Oba...

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Funny story - Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

Ann Coulter Remarks That She Does Not Find Rush Limbaugh At All Attractive

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show last week and he dropped a bombshell on the show's host. Rush told Gary that he found fellow Republican pundit Ann Coulter to be one hot lady. Limbaugh even mentioned to Bus...

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Funny story - Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…

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Funny story - Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

Fox and Fiends to Welcome Satan As New Co-host

NEW YORK--The long running morning show Fox and Fiends announced today that it is welcoming, as its new morning co-host, Satan, the Commander-in-Chief of Hell. Enthused Steve Doocy about the new co-host: "We're really excited to have Satan as our...

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Funny story - Republicans Declare Civil War

Republicans Declare Civil War

Washington, D.C. - Leaders of the Republican Party today declared civil war on the rest of the United States. “That’s it, we’re at war,” said Republican Minority House leader Kevin McCarthy.. “Washington, D.C. will be our headquarters.” “It’s…

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Funny story - Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

Mole Removed from God's Ass Turns Out to Be the Republican Party

HEAVEN--Ohio Governor John Kasich asked this week, concerning his bid for the presidency in 2016, "[T]he most important thing is, what does the Lord want me to do with my life?" This statement came only weeks after Ted Cruz announced his bid for th...

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Funny story - Florida’s Private Army

Florida’s Private Army

Tallahassee, Florida - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis today signed a new law creating a private military force that will operate under his rule. “This law creates the Florida Freedom Fighters,” said DeSantis. “I alone will direct this elite fightin…

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