Why are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?
Conspiracy theories have been around since before the age of mass communication. In fact, before the days of printed media, the conspiracy theory was often the only way of learning about the latest worldwide events. In the 14th century, most Briti…Read full story
Gun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation
(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…Read full story
Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?
Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...Read full story
Put Your Head Up Your Ass (Simple Donald Says!)
Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says) Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says) Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says) And you will never be out (Simple Donald says) I'd like to play a con That is so much fun And it's not...Read full story
Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show
NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…Read full story
Republican Congresswoman Outraged at Separation of Non-Immigrant Baby Cows from Their Mothers
"It's an outrage," said neoconservative congresswoman Nancy Hartwright of Oklahoma City regarding the dairy industry's practice of separating native-born baby cows from their American mothers shortly after birth. "This is something that should happen...Read full story
Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"
Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...Read full story
Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...Read full story
Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)
Is this the real life? Is this a bad nightmare? Caught in a clusterfuck, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see He’s just a con man, he needs no sympathy Because he’s easy come, easy go, little nuts, always slow Any...Read full story
Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"
Mobile, AL--At a rally last week in Mobile, Donald Trump bragged that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of his supporters a fat slob, and she'd still vote for him. When a reporter from The Mobile Register went out to a local trailer pa...Read full story
Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe
Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.Read full story
Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters
WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...Read full story
President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?
President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.Read full story
Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary
FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di…Read full story
Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match
NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...Read full story
Nation Forgets Why They Are Outraged
In an almost-unprecedented event, the entirety of the United States seemingly forgot what it was that they were outraged about this morning. The phenomenon hasn’t been experienced since mid-September of 2013, and experts are hard at work to determine...Read full story
In Kentucky, Answers in Genesis Recreates a Biblical Flood to Float Noah's Ark
Williamstown, KY--Answers in Genesis, the fundamentalist Bible apologetics organization that advocates the Earth is only four thousand years old and even built a museum in Petersburg, KY, to prove that thesis, announced today that they were going to...Read full story
U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest
WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...Read full story
Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election
Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...Read full story
The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky
JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.Read full story