Funny story: Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...

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Funny story: 98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Professing a commitment to avoiding mob rule, the Republican-led United States Senate voted to prohibit the introduction of voting ballots into the 2020 general presidential election. "We've already got a president, so there's no point in consider...

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Funny story: To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation

To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation

The Vatican—Saying “God has now miraculously revealed how to turn seven loaves and a few small fish into a worldwide smorgasbord,” a Vatican spokesperson announced today that their scientists have figured out the physics behind the process of transub...

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Funny story: Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

(The following is an alternative history of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in 1991.) Senator Hatchett: Prof. Hill, let me preface my questioning by telling you how much I—and my colleagues—admire you for your courage and forthwrongness...

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Funny story: The Great White Id

The Great White Id

i Daily watch the Great White Id Huffing and puffing away. He’ll gladly tell you what he did To madly disrupt your day. He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne— His petty gripes and “So unfairs!” Civility he now bemoans And offers us instead despair. His Little Ids feed off his spew And swallow every lie he tweets. His policies the poor now screws— (The same who sport their cle...

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Funny story: South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

Carrie Richie came away "amazed and inspired" from United States President Donald Trump’s recent campaign rally in North Charleston, South Carolina. “Think what you like about Trump, his energy was incredible,” said Richie, whose 17-year-old son,...

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Funny story: Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

Vatican Scientists Clone Jesus from Communion Wafer

The Vatican—Pope Francis today unveiled a ten-year-old Jesus whom, he explained, was cloned from a consecrated communion wafer blessed by Mother Theresa. The Vatican, to avoid too much publicity for the ten-year-old god, had kept the cloning under w...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

After the latest news broke this morning about the one hundred lawmakers of the US Senate being sworn in on Thursday as jurors for the impending impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, TheSpoof.com has decided to provide readers unfamiliar with...

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Funny story: President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?

President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.

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Funny story: PETA Plans To Put Snails On The Endangered Species List - So It's Bye Bye To Escargot

PETA Plans To Put Snails On The Endangered Species List - So It's Bye Bye To Escargot

NORFOLK, Virginia - Snails have been around just about as long as flies, spiders, and pill bugs, but unlike those three insects the number of snails has decreased by 37 percent in just the past three years. Insect experts state that this is due to...

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Funny story: Republican Party to Ban Science

Republican Party to Ban Science

Science Town, USA Scientists were dismayed when the Republican Party announced their objections to Science and their intentions to ban it. "Actually, I'm amazed it took them so long to try to ban it. They've never liked Science, especially basic S...

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Funny story: Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Funny story: Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...

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Funny story: After Losing the News Cycle for Three Days to Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump Declares Himself Dead

After Losing the News Cycle for Three Days to Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump Declares Himself Dead

Washington, D. C.--Donald Trump, after watching the news cycle focus on the death of Muhammad Ali for the last three days, today declared to Jake Tapper, on "State of the Nation," that he was dead. Said the bloviating billionaire to Tapper: "Yeah,...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...

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Funny story: Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Mary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim

Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...

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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...

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