Joe Biden Embraces Republicanism
Washington D.C.- The President of the United States had quite the interesting announcement earlier today. Sitting behind the desk in the oval office, President Joe Biden announced a new platform for his administration and the Democratic Party as a wh…
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FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist
Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…
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Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle
Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...
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R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022
The Vox Populi News Agency has just compiled a list of some tweets that were recently sent out by members of the Republican party. The tweets were compiled by Vox Populi senior writer Tapioca Swizzle. TWEETS FROM REPUBLICANS TWEET #1: DONALD TR…
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Texas Republican Lawmakers Admit They Do Not Represent Constituents
(Austin, Texas) – Members of the Texas House of Representatives on Tuesday, held a news conference on the steps of the State Capitol Building to announce that the people of their districts have no real representation. “We no longer feel the need t…
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Ginni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…
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Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans
California Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State
No Cure Seen For Exploding Republicans
Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates
To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation
If Evangelicals were truly honest . . .
Arizona Republicans are on the case!
Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat
The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
Ron Johnson Admits He's a Bad Accountant
Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?
Karl Rove Pays To The Piper After Dancing To The Music In A Darkened Washington Back Alley
Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee
Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…
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Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare
Republicans in Congress will introduce bills to slash Social Security and Medicare spending to pay off the National Debt. (Caused by the Rich and Corporations paying little or no Taxes). They could get a Billion Dollars immediately to pay th…
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Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because the GOP party in California is experiencing a mass exodus. That's right, tens of thousands of Republicans are packing up and leaving the state faster than you can say "Make Ameri…
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“Pussy Ass Bitch”
Pardon the language, but Pussy Ass Bitch is a direct quote used by a celebrity wife to describe Donald J. Trump, he of Mar-a-Lago. The title was posted on Twitter (rumored as a stiff competitor of The Spoof), and somehow, Mr. Trump asked that the des…
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Morning News Shows Feature New Tally: The Weekly Domestic Body Count
AP (Adjacent Press)--In response to the weekly reports of mass shootings across the US, many morning news shows are now including, among their morning segments, a weekly domestic body count of the number of victims lost to gun violence across the cou…
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Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card
BISMARCK, ND--The state legislature of North Dakota today signed into a law a Conceal Carry bill that would allow children to carry a firearm as long as they possessed a valid kindergarten ID card. Gov. Doug Bourbon, eating lunch at his favorite b...
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The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!
GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Mayor, Fat Cat Fringo wants to know if you've had the city water crew run the city water lines to his underground casino on the north side yet." I walked into the mayor's office and he was finagling around with one of those Rub...
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Secretary Blinken with new vision for response to China's “spy balloon”
Directly following today's House Resolution condemning China for use of a surveillance balloon over the USA, Secretary of State Blinken has proposed an alternative way forward. The resolution includes that the Chinese action was “a brazen violati…
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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A Republican Woman Is Caught Wearing Rainbow Panties
KISSIMMEE, Florida – (Satire News) – A recent Quinnipinni Poll showed that 98.3% of all Republicans are anti-gay and anti-lesbian. Of course many will deny it since some, strangely enough, now have some member of their family, who bats for the oth…
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Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak
A senior GOP strategist reportedly tabled the idea they could damage US President Joe Biden's reputation by leaking a fake news story about how unflattering the President's penis was, especially when compared to former president Donald Trump's, accor…
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Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door
While election results in the mid term U.S. congress roll in, it became clear that the Republican party would make strong gains in the house but not as much in the senate. Most notably however, was the ouster of most wide right tea party candidates...
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Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"
Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...
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Republicans Gain But Nutbags Shown the Door
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Gov. Bourbon Signs Conceal Carry Law That Allows Children to Carry Without a Permit as Long as They Have a Valid Kindergarten ID Card
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Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle
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Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee
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A Republican Woman Is Caught Wearing Rainbow Panties
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Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare
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Secretary Blinken with new vision for response to China's “spy balloon”
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Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands
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Texas Republican Lawmakers Admit They Do Not Represent Constituents
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Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women
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Morning News Shows Feature New Tally: The Weekly Domestic Body Count
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Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"
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The politics of survival in Ghost Town, N.J., is existential, brutal and sad!
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Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak
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R-Rated Tweets From Republicans - January, 2022
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Ginni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning
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FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist
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“Pussy Ass Bitch”
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Joe Biden Embraces Republicanism
