A group of flesh eating zombies have gate crashed the annual Republican Party barbecue festivities, FOX News reports.
Drooling and gnawing on a bone, Emperor John McCain said he was disgusted at the antics of the disorganized rabble.
"Just look at 'em go", snarled the chipmunk faced codger who expects to be the next President, "commie bastards each and every one of them. I bet you they haven't done a decent days work in their entire lives. Damned hippie, Viet cong supportin' assholes.
" A Republican BBQ is no place to be acting like a greedy, inhumane bloodsucker".
At one point the zombies mingled unnoticed amongst the crowd before one savvy junior party member raised the alarm.
Leader of the zombies, Bub, had this to say: "urrrggghh, unghhh, grnallll".
