The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention.
GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention to The Little Turd who wouldn't flush, reads the headline! The article also printed Trump's own notes for his tribute:
"Fellow Americans, one of us has recently gained national and indeed international attention. Finally, out of the shadows and into the light of day, we, the little people of America have claimed our place in this country and in the world. TONITE, we are all The Little Turds who wouldn't flush! We struggled alone, we struggled unheard (for the most part) and still we wouldn't be flushed! It is our time, it is our place and I ask you now and at this moment to rise and give The Little "T" a standing fart!"
The leaked memo indicates that at this time the auditorium will be flooded with Fabreeze scented confetti and a Acappella choir will sing an original song by Anna Mae McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. The song, This Little Turd of mine, will be rendered to the tune of This little light of mine.
According to the leaked memo, each attendee will be given a T-shirt that is printed with the message, "I'm a Little Turd who wouldn't flush!" Vendors will also be offering a variety of memorabilia including bumper stickers, coffee cups and costume jewelry, one of which is a small ceramic pin in the shape of a toilet. In it floats a small amber, "scratch and sniff" turd.
When The Reverend T. J. McCorkle (husband of Anna Mae McCorkle) was asked by a NYT reporter what he thought of the GOP plans, he replied, "For all of my life I knew I was just a little Turd, alone and without a voice. NOW I know that I am part of a Bigger Movement! Praise the Lord!"
