New Israeli Nazi Party formed

Funny story written by matwil

Thursday, 1 January 2009

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'Let's cut the Gaza ghetto off from water, then air strike them! Reminds me of Warsaw'

Today, in Tel-Aviv, a new Israeli Nazi Party was formed.

It's leader, Shimon Peron, said: 'Our country has been riddled by Palestinians, so now we will deal with the vermin. First, we'll put them all in a huge ghetto - OK, we already did that - then we'll treat them like animals, and even cut off their water and allow thousands of them to die from diseases. And after that we'll launch air strikes against them, jets bombing the probably most harmless people in the world, and blame it on a few idiots that dare to fire rockets at us. Well, it's the Nazi way, picking on the weakest and killing them!'

But some Israelis didn't support the new Party. Mrs. Beatrice Peres, in Haifa, said: 'Many of my family were killed by Nazis, it's just not right for Jewish people to act like this, is it? My neighbour is an Arab, and she makes the best falafel in Israel! But of course Americans will support the new Nazis, they're so spineless they couldn't stand up to their own mothers.'

And a passing dictator, Augusto Pinochet, added: 'I'll be supporting the new Israeli Nazi Party, after all they supported me - the Americans, I mean, not the Nazis. OK, both.'

The stink of American hypocrisy - with their 'war on terror' while funding the world's worst fascist country of Israel - could be heard as far away as Beirut. Still, at least Israel has the American media for support, as well as the anti-Semitic card to play, if anyone dares to suggest that Israelis are endlessly mass-murdering Palestinians. Peace, schmeace. Is this really what millions died for in World War 2?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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