Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 8 February 2022

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Diplomatic Political Discourse?

Gosh. The world witnessed the riot on January 6th at the Capitol. The riot was defined as Diplomatic Political Discourse, by Republicans. To define it as such is worse than a whitewash. It is closer to a pre-school F grade for Show And Tells.

And they want to run the country? MAGA hats? Make America Gag Again.

No wonder the Republican Party takes advice from someone who recommended drinking Lysol and Clorox to cure Coronavirus, brags about grabbing women by the pussy, and had sex with a porn star the same month his wife gave birth to his 5th child.

Make America Gag Again!

Where are their Christian values? Unfortunately, it seems as though those values start and stop with the MAGA hat.

Diplomatic Political Discourse? That riot didn’t look like a conversation. Breaking windows, climbing walls, defecating on floors, urinating on walls, Capitol police officers killed, many injured, property stolen. Political Discourse?

Was Hang Mike Pence supposed to be a quaint suggestion, like, Lunch do lunch?

Jumping to the other side of the world, Macron announced that Putin promised he would not escalate Ukraine crisis. How does Putin define the word escalate? Is Putin planing a Republican diplomatic political discourse with Ukraine?

Of course, Trump is such a pussy. He’s blaming his riot on Nancy Pelosi. “She should have called the National Guard.”

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