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Funny story: Joe Biden embraces Republicanism

Joe Biden embraces Republicanism

The President of the United States had quite an interesting announcement earlier today. Sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden announced a new platform for his administration and the Democratic Party as a whole: Republicanism…

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Funny story: Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands

Republicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because the GOP party in California is experiencing a mass exodus. That's right, tens of thousands of Republicans are packing up and leaving the state faster than you can say "Make Ameri…

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Funny story: “Pussy Ass Bitch”

“Pussy Ass Bitch”

Pardon the language, but Pussy Ass Bitch is a direct quote used by a celebrity wife to describe Donald J. Trump, he of Mar-a-Lago. The title was posted on Twitter (rumored as a stiff competitor of The Spoof), and somehow, Mr. Trump asked that the des…

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Funny story: Secretary Blinken with new vision for response to China's “spy balloon”

Secretary Blinken with new vision for response to China's “spy balloon”

Directly following today's House Resolution condemning China for use of a surveillance balloon over the USA, Secretary of State Blinken has proposed an alternative way forward. The resolution includes that the Chinese action was “a brazen violati…

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Funny story: The Reason Why McDonalds Closed Down One of Their Mississippi Restaurants

The Reason Why McDonalds Closed Down One of Their Mississippi Restaurants

CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The Daily Drama has just broken the story as to the reason why the McDonald's board of directors has just shut down one of their franchise stores in Beaver Belly, Mississippi. Mickey D's Vice-President of Pu…

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Funny story: The Cruel Republican Senators Want To Scrap Social Security

The Cruel Republican Senators Want To Scrap Social Security

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the GOP controlled House of Represenatives is that the hate-filled, entitled Republicans want to put a stop to Social Security benefits for over 65 million Americans. An unnamed senator (who…

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Funny story: Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare

Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare

Republicans in Congress will introduce bills to slash Social Security and Medicare spending to pay off the National Debt. (Caused by the Rich and Corporations paying little or no Taxes). They could get a Billion Dollars immediately to pay th…

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Funny story: FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist

FOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist

Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…

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Funny story: It's a Teaparty/Trumphead Majority in Congress - Off with the Speaker's Head

It's a Teaparty/Trumphead Majority in Congress - Off with the Speaker's Head

For Ten years we have had crazy Republican Tea Party candidates elected to Congress. Now they have teamed up with the newly elected crazier Trumphead candidates and will not elect a new House Speaker - unless given powerful committee assignments.

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Funny story: California Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State

California Warns Republicans To Stay Away From The Left Coast State

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - The California State Chamber of Commerce has put out a memo warning any potential GOP members to stay the hell out of their highly liberal state. Scuttlebutt Review writer April Jiggle reports that CSCC spo…

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Funny story: Key West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists

Key West, Florida Has Just Banned Republican Tourists

KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - The Key West city council has just announced that effective immediately anyone who is a member of the Republican party will not be allowed to visit the City in the Middle of the Gulf of Mexico. According to Papa…

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Funny story: The New Republican Party - the Trump 'Pit Bull' Republicans

The New Republican Party - the Trump 'Pit Bull' Republicans

I have been watching with alarm as democratic America slides downhill toward Republican Fascism - said British Journalist Basil Blathering. I have been blathering about it for years. Mussolini had his brown shirts - Trump has his orange hats.

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Funny story: Texts About Republican Politicians

Texts About Republican Politicians

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle recently compiled a list of texts from some noted and unnoted United States GOP politicians. The politicos ranged from Ted "Dracula Face" Cruz to Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConne…

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Funny story: Herschel Walker Might be Next Senator of Georgia - Depends on the Number of His Kids

Herschel Walker Might be Next Senator of Georgia - Depends on the Number of His Kids

Former Black Quarterback Herschel Walker has a good chance of being the next senator of Georgia. But if five or six more illegitimate kids of his shows up - he might not get Elected. He is married and has legitimate children but apparently had a…

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Funny story: Kari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”

Kari Lake: “I’ll Accept Arizona Election Results If Democrats Just Stay the F#@k Home November 8”

Phoenix - Arizona Gubernatorial candidate, former news commentator and Trump Cult hero Kari Lake promised that she would accept the results of the November 8th election, with the only stipulation that all Democrats, Socialists, Communists and other “…

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Funny story: Latest DNA Analysis - U.S. Republicans have Killer Ape Genes - So can be Hateful and Brutal to Others

Latest DNA Analysis - U.S. Republicans have Killer Ape Genes - So can be Hateful and Brutal to Others

Dr. Futuro finds it a great puzzle that Republicans in America - and Conservatives in other countries - have no Mercy or Compassion toward the disabled - and homeless, or poor children, poor women and men. And all the while daily professing real…

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Funny story: Ginni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning

Ginni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…

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