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Funny story: Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out

Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out

Austin, Texas - In a stunning display of ineptitude, Republican members of the Texas state legislature voted themselves out of office. The unprecedented move left surprised Democrats in total charge of both legislative bodies. “Not sure how they d…

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Funny story: Millions of Trump Supporters Are Now Telling Him To Please Go Away Before He Totally Kills The Republican Party

Millions of Trump Supporters Are Now Telling Him To Please Go Away Before He Totally Kills The Republican Party

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The Republican publication, GOPicky Magazine has just issued a strongly worded message to Donald Jonathan Trump. The magazine which claims it helped DJT get elected in 2016, has stated that it is no secret…

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Funny story: Will Republicans Who Voted Against Infrastructure Receive Any Of The Pie?

Will Republicans Who Voted Against Infrastructure Receive Any Of The Pie?

Ever since President Biden moved into the White House, (after kicking Trump out) Biden has been trying to pass both the Infrastructure and the Build America Better bill. The Build America Better bill is in no way, shape or form related to the ran…

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Funny story: Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…

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Funny story: The Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!

The Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!

There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, a cancer of diabolical proportions that had reawakened from its near death slumber, or a…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…

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Funny story: Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

Republican Senators Want To Lend The New Taliban Regime $83 Million – The Democrat Senators Say Fu*k You!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the ‘are you effen kidding me?’ department, Trump’s ass-kissing GOP senators are insisting that the U.S. government lend the new Taliban regime $83 million. The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, noted that every Demo…

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Funny story: Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

Republicans Lose Minds Over Biden Vaccine Mandate

“Stop medical tyranny.” - Real medical tyranny advised people to drink Clorox and Lysol, but Republicans never said peep over that. So who needs a vaccine anyway? Well, who goes into a battle without a rifle? The Covid pandemic is a battle. A…

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Funny story: Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?

Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?

The party is over, the bands have folded up, cleaners are doing their jobs, but Donald Trump won’t go home. So he lingers and lingers, giving the same old speech, pretending to be current but flopping around like a tortilla on a record player, with s…

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Funny story: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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Funny story: Republicans Block Reality For Trump

Republicans Block Reality For Trump

Whew! Those good old, terrified pals of Donald Trump blocked the truth about his treasonous activity on the January 6th attack of the Capitol. They are, however, unable to erase the visual captured on television of Donald Trump imploring his foll…

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Funny story: Are you a RINO - Republican in Name Only?

Are you a RINO - Republican in Name Only?

RINO is an acronym for Republican in name only. Prior to 2016, this derogatory term was primarily applied to those who ran for election as Republicans but, once elected, voted as Democrats. The term also included voters who were registered Republic…

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Funny story: Arizona Republicans are on the case!

Arizona Republicans are on the case!

The Arizona GOP has hired Cyber Ninjas to recount ballots from the 2020 election. “The Cyber Ninjas company — headed by a conspiracy theorist and disciple of the “Stop the Steal” lie that the presidential election was rigged — has no election or…

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Funny story: GOP senators come out as nonbinary and salute 'Oming'

GOP senators come out as nonbinary and salute 'Oming'

Desperate to appeal to a wider audience, to revamp their image, and stem the flood of resignations from the party, Republicans are radically changing their status in the capitol, and all representatives and senators of the GOP have come out as nonbin…

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Funny story: Doublespeak dot com awards program banned by Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google et al

Doublespeak dot com awards program banned by Twitter, Facebook, Youtube, Google et al

Doublespeak dot com's offer of prizes for the best samples of Washington double-speak has run afoul of watchdogs for the nation's OPN (officially preferred narrative). The Establishment--billionaires, press, and their government representatives--n…

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Funny story: Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

A senior GOP strategist reportedly tabled the idea they could damage US President Joe Biden's reputation by leaking a fake news story about how unflattering the President's penis was, especially when compared to former president Donald Trump's, accor…

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Funny story: A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…

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