“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...
Matthew Whitaker, acting attorney general, was the powerless victim of pious Democratic scorn at Friday's House Judiciary committee hearing. He must have felt like an abortion rights or Free Speech advocate being skewered by Republicans at a compara...
Mitch McConnell, house leader of the Republican party has admitted that on conferences, the entire party dresses in blackface, and often with Indian feathers, too.
"We love it," said party member Geoff White. "We're embracing our inner negro. It's...
Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party.
Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...
Put your head up your ass (Simple Donald says)
Shake your fists all about (Simple Donald says)
Do it when Donald says (Simple Donald says)
And you will never be out (Simple Donald says)
I'd like to play a con
That is so much fun
And it's not...
Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News:
1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist.
2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit.
3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to clear his name, Judge Brett Kavanaugh penned a column in the Wall Street Journal. He started by saying, “I am an independent, impartial judge that just so happens to hate Democrats. I hate them with the force and f...
Ordered to further investigate Mr. Kavanaugh over a six day period, the FBI is now up for the Sir Speedy DDI (“due diligence investigation”) Award for 2018.
The award is reputed for its “no-stone-unturned” and “no-keg-ignored” approach to Supreme...
For the Evangelicals Still Standing by Their Man
A mighty fortress is our Trump,
a bulwark ever flailing;
our Savior he amid the flood,
his moral ills prevailing.
For still Trump’s dauntless foes
do seek to work Him woe;
their craft and power are great,
and armed with cruel facts,
on earth are not their equals.
Did we in our own strength take pride,
our striving would be b...
In an almost-unprecedented event, the entirety of the United States seemingly forgot what it was that they were outraged about this morning. The phenomenon hasn’t been experienced since mid-September of 2013, and experts are hard at work to determine...
Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump.
The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016.
Daily watch the Great White Id
Huffing and puffing away.
He’ll gladly tell you what he did
To madly disrupt your day.
He tweets his Id thoughts from his Throne—
His petty gripes and “So unfairs!”
Civility he now bemoans
And offers us instead despair.
His Little Ids feed off his spew
And swallow every lie he tweets.
His policies the poor now screws—
(The same who sport their cle...
The heads of the Republicans and Scamatology today held a joint press conference to announce their merger.
"We were so close in ideology already, it seemed like a good savings of resources to just combine" said the Scamatology head, Davey Makeafis...
Now that a thoroughly balanced and non-partisan Supreme Court has upheld Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, I think it’s time that we amended the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hell, let’s just amend both parts of it, while we’re at it.
Elected Republican officials promised on Monday that if cities become submerged because of rising sea levels, they and their republican voting constituents will pay to repair the damage. But, how will we know who owes what?
Ryan explained the a...
Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President).
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...
Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August.
"We're doing this as a public se...
In a kingdom long ago (OK, maybe not so long ago), there lived, in a thousand villages in the demesne, a happy and peaceful people who sent their children off to school each day, secure in the knowledge that their children were receiving the best education that a developed and tight-fisted kingdom could afford.
A few decades back (in this kingdom, remember, somewhat long ago), there arose, amon...
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