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Funny story: The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

The Mississippi State Confederate Flag is Heading For That Flag Pole in the Sky

JACKSON, Mississippi – Lawmakers in the state of Mississippi are saying that they now have enough votes to remove the Confederate emblem from the state flag. Governor Tate “Dixie Boy” Reeves, who is a Republican, reportedly is not a happy camper.

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Funny story: Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Pandemic Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen)

Is this the real life? Is this a bad nightmare? Caught in a clusterfuck, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see He’s just a con man, he needs no sympathy Because he’s easy come, easy go, little nuts, always slow Any...

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di…

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Funny story: Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Hydroxychloroqen: A Memory Supplement?

Commercial for Hydroxychloroqen, with President Trump standing in a Right Maid drugstore, at a counter, without a mask. Do you have concerns about mild memory loss related to aging or illness? Hydroxychloroqen is the number 1 pharmacist-recomme...

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Funny story: President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...

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Funny story: Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

Bunker Man - In tribute to the cowardly POTUS

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Bunker Man, Bunker Man, Does whatever a coward can. Spins his lies, any size, Treats his enemies just like flies Look out! There goes the Bunker Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got hydroxychloro...

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Funny story: South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

South Carolina Woman Wowed by Trump Rally

Carrie Richie came away "amazed and inspired" from United States President Donald Trump’s recent campaign rally in North Charleston, South Carolina. “Think what you like about Trump, his energy was incredible,” said Richie, whose 17-year-old son,...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Professing a commitment to avoiding mob rule, the Republican-led United States Senate voted to prohibit the introduction of voting ballots into the 2020 general presidential election. "We've already got a president, so there's no point in consider...

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Funny story: 98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

98 Percent of Trump Supporters View Apocalypse as a Good Thing

Baffled at the continued support enjoyed by United States President Donald Trump, even as he opens up pristine Arctic preserves for offshore oil drilling, removes countless varieties of wild animals from the endangered species list, and brings the wo...

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Funny story: George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

George Conway’s Dump Trump 2020 Group Is Gaining Lots of Support Among Many Hard-Core Republicans

PHILADELPHIA – George Conway, the founder of the Dump Trump 2020 super pac group, was in the City of Brotherly Love to speak before a group of hard-core Republican voters. Conway told the crowd that his number one priority was to see to it that th...

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Funny story: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story: Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

Donald Trump Impeachment Hearing Latest

After the latest news broke this morning about the one hundred lawmakers of the US Senate being sworn in on Thursday as jurors for the impending impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, TheSpoof.com has decided to provide readers unfamiliar with...

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Funny story: Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

Senator Subliminal Seeks the Truth

(The following is an alternative history of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings in 1991.) Senator Hatchett: Prof. Hill, let me preface my questioning by telling you how much I—and my colleagues—admire you for your courage and forthwrongness...

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Funny story: To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation

To End World Hunger, Vatican Scientists Replicate Transubstantiation

The Vatican—Saying “God has now miraculously revealed how to turn seven loaves and a few small fish into a worldwide smorgasbord,” a Vatican spokesperson announced today that their scientists have figured out the physics behind the process of transub...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...

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