Funny story - Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

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Funny story - The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

The Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine

PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…

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Funny story - A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

A Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – One of the most beautiful female athletes in the history of female athletes has just received a stunning marriage proposal. BuzzFuzz (Saudi Arabian Division) has just stated that filthy-rich Prince Trubeer Alleman…

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Funny story - Trump and Pence Play Golf

Trump and Pence Play Golf

Trump and Mike Pence buried the hatched momentarily when Donald invited Mike out to nine holes of golf. Strangely, Pence had to keep ducking as balls flew at his head. One of them even exploded. “Is he still trying to kill me?” Pence asked his…

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Funny story - The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story - LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…

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Funny story - Colonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO

Colonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO

The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…

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Funny story - Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Miami Citrus Chronicle is reporting that Donald Trump was abducted by space aliens as he shot out of a sand trap on the 9th hole of a golf course just outside of Mar-a-Lago. It said that, since leaving the White Ho…

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Funny story - Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

Newlywed Kevin Jonas Promises His Wife He Well Never Ever Play Golf

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The honeymooning newlywed groom Kevin Jonas, one-third of the Jonas Brothers, has made a promise to his new bride, Danielle, that he will never ever play golf. A relieved Danielle heaved a sigh of relief and told him that...

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Funny story - The PGA Is Changing The Name of The Ryder Cup To The More Correct Rider Cup

The PGA Is Changing The Name of The Ryder Cup To The More Correct Rider Cup

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The Ryder Cup has been in existence for 95 years, and the powers-that-be, have finally decided to get with the program and correct the misspelling of the thropy's name. Yes, the PGA officials state that it was…

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Funny story - The PGA Wants A Monopoly - The Saudis Want A Piece of the Golf Action - Look Out!

The PGA Wants A Monopoly - The Saudis Want A Piece of the Golf Action - Look Out!

The Saudis are tired of Oil. Oil. Oil. They want to get into the lucrative Golf Pro tournament business. It's cheap - just need a couple golf courses, some Golf pros and TV, Cable, and other media rights to make big, quick Money. And Trump's gol…

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Funny story - Trump Promises He'll Never Tell Another Lie...Yeah Right, And The Sun Will Never Shine Again Either

Trump Promises He'll Never Tell Another Lie...Yeah Right, And The Sun Will Never Shine Again Either

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Georgia playing a round of golf with three of his only friends, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, and Greg Gutfeld. And as usual, DJT cheated on his score, writing down that he shot a 69, when h…

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Funny story - The Ladies Professional Golfers Association’s First Transgender Player Easily Wins Her Very First Tournament

The Ladies Professional Golfers Association’s First Transgender Player Easily Wins Her Very First Tournament

AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has broken the story on the very first transgender golfer to play in the LPGA. Buckaroo Kazoo with TS spoke with the gorgeously sexy Margie Musketelli, 27, who easily won the Austin 16 Ladies…

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Funny story - Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story - Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62

Donald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Donald Trump recently told one of his girlfriends that he has never enjoyed playing golf more than now that he doesn’t have the added stress of having to run the country. Maria (Bartiromo) commented that she ha…

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Funny story - England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…

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Funny story - The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

The LPGA’s Sex Goddess Paige Spiranac Agrees To Pose Naked In A Men’s Magazine

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Many golfing writers, enthusiasts, and fans all agree that the best thing to ever happen to the Ladies Professional Golf Association is namely one hot, sexy, gorgeously delicious babe named Paige Spiranac. The big…

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Funny story - Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA

In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

Tiger Woods Fart Stops Play In British Open Golf Championship

He's been troubled by flatulence in the past, and the old 'tummy rumbles' returned to haunt Tiger Woods once again today at the Open Championship at Royal St Andrews, with play being suspended due to 'excessive wind conditions'. Woods, on 5 under...

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