Funny story - Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

Golfing Beauty Paige Spiranac Returns To The Ladies PGA With Her Sizzling Hot Glam and Sex-Appeal

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – The world of women's golf is extremely excited as one of it’s former members has returned and caught the attention of the viewing public. Paige Spiranac, the 28-year-old Colorado sexpot, is back and she is play…

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Funny story - Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…

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Funny story - Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…

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Funny story - The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story - England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

England Tells Donald Trump Not To Even Think About Visiting

LONDON – (Satire News) – The Bee’s Knees News Agency has just informed the twice-impeached loser, aka Donald Jonathan Trump, to forget about flying to Britain to play in Upper Tooting’s prestigious Sir Paul McCartney Golf Tournament. BKNA reporter…

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Funny story - Underwater Golf becomes Australian Hit!

Underwater Golf becomes Australian Hit!

A new concept developed 'down-under' is proving to be a massive success with golfers. Underwater Golf is turning out to be quite the hit with local pros. "It's fantastic," says Bruce Almatey, owner of the local club. "This morning I cracked up a s...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

Donald Trump Says He Shot Another Hole-in-One – What An Effen Liar!

KEY WEST, Florida – (Satire News) – Someone once said that if Donald Trump ever goes two hours without telling a damn lie, he’ll probably pass out from hyperfifalosis. His wife Melania, an ex-lingerie model, said that if she had a nickel for every…

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Funny story - Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...

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Funny story - Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story - Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing...

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Funny story - Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?

Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...

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Funny story - LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

LPGA’s Sensational Sexy Sexpot Paige Spiranac Gets Invited To The White House After Winning The Indianapolis Invitational

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has informed the White House Press Corps that President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden have invited the stunningly sexy pro lady golfer Paige Spiranac to the White House…

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Funny story - Dukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered

Dukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered

Little Rock, Arkansas - A sub shop in Little Rock, traded three meat-lovers subs, for what turned out to be the only known copy of a lost pilot episode of '80s TV smash hit, The Dukes Of Hazzard. The episode, which die-hard Dukes fans refer to as…

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Funny story - Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, named Fish and Game Magazine's "Hunter" of the Year

Pro Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, named Fish and Game Magazine's "Hunter" of the Year

Aurora, Colorado - It is not all bad news for PGA golfer, Tripp Isenhour. After having been accused of animal cruelty by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for killing a red-shouldered hawk, a bird listed on the endangered species...

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Funny story - Caddyshack's Bill Murray arrested for allegedly driving, possibly a stolen, golf cart drunk on the way back from a disco in Stockholm

Caddyshack's Bill Murray arrested for allegedly driving, possibly a stolen, golf cart drunk on the way back from a disco in Stockholm

Stockholm, Sweden - Apparently reprising his beloved role as the emotionally challenged greenskeeper, Carl, obsessed with killing a renegade gopher in the original Caddyshack movie, Bill Murray was arrested by Stockholm police in the early morning ho...

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Funny story - Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Bikini Babes Stage "Pro Police Protest" At Florida Golf Club

Holding signs saying "Cops are hot" and "Cops do it better" local bikini babes swarmed the "Flamingo and the Raven Golf Club" in Sundown Florida. About 100 of the hottest chicks in south Florida attended the bikini and thong protest to show their su...

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Funny story - Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

The opening rounds of the world cup of golf were brought to a close early following a flurry of unseasonable hail. Golf-ball sized chunks of ice rained down on the greens, hindering the players in their game and seriously injuring one of those guy...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods' First "GolfGate" Gal Pal Rachel Uchitel Says "Leave Me And My $10 Million Payoff Alone!"

Tiger Woods' First "GolfGate" Gal Pal Rachel Uchitel Says "Leave Me And My $10 Million Payoff Alone!"

ST. LOUIS - Tiger Woods first "GolfGate" Scorecard Cutey member Rachel Uchitel [pronounced: RICH-BITCH] was in St. Louis watching the St. Louis Cardinals play the Pittsburgh Pirates. Uchitel has adamantly refused to give any interviews regarding...

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Funny story - Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...

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Funny story - Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…

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