Trump Golf Panel Tells why Saudi Arabia is Getting into Professional Golf

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 25 October 2022

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Trump, as President has played golf with hundreds of politicians, media and sports guys. Just the media stars and politicians read like a Trump Rogues Gallery of Enablers of the Jan 6th Riot - and Invasion of the Capital building.

Regular golf partners include Rudy Giuliani, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Sean Hannity, and senator David Purdue of Georgia.

While on a question-and-answer panel - They were asked what they thought about Saudi Arabia getting into professional Golf.

Like the Masked Singer Show - they were all wearing Masks - so you could not tell who was answering questions. This was the format they had asked for.

One (sort of old and squinched up - probably Giuliani) - said, "The Saudis are running out of oil and have to get into some other business. There is big money to be made in professional golfing. Besides the whole country is big Sand Trap. When you got Sand - do Golf. They also like Trump's idea of burying ex - wives on golf courses to save money. They have lots of wives.

Another taller speaker (poss. Rand Paul) said - Also, The Crown Prince doesn't like monopolies - (except in Saudi Arabia).

The PGA is a monopoly and shoves the players around - and doesn't share much Revenue with the players. They get 28% and the PGA 72%. And they produce all the wealth.

Not a good deal for them - and until recently they had nowhere to go.

Now they have an Islamic dictatorship offering them big money. but - let' s hope they don't decide to quit Saudi Arabia - they might find they have accepted an Offer They Can't Refuse - and are locked into it.

Might end up with a horse head in the bed sometime - as a warning - (like in the Mafia movie). Or worse.

Another older guy with a Mr. Peanut face mask (possibly David Purdue), said, Anyway - Trump loves the prince. Writes him love letters all the time. He writes all the dictators love letters. it's a real love fest.

He doesn't care who they kill - just thinks they are a great guy to know - Buddies and Bros. Putin would own Ukraine by now if Trump had been re - elected.

Trump likes everybody. Mass Murderers as much as peaceful people. Probably prefers Mass Murders more - as they have had more interesting lives. Trump is not one for dull, moral people.

Give Trump a lively Dictator - like the prince - every Time.

He was a Dictator - Wannabee. but the Stupid Democrats got in the way.

Trump only wanted Three terms as President - is that too much to ask?

But Life goes on (till it goes Off). and Trump can still cheat at golf and politically rabble - rouse. And an infinite supply of Burgers... so is happy in retirement.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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