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Funny story: Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident

The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…

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Funny story: Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

Space Aliens Abducted Donald Trump, But Quickly Released Him

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Miami Citrus Chronicle is reporting that Donald Trump was abducted by space aliens as he shot out of a sand trap on the 9th hole of a golf course just outside of Mar-a-Lago. It said that, since leaving the White Ho…

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Funny story: President Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia

President Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice is reporting that President Putin called up President Trump, and expressed how sad he was that he got his ass kicked by President-to-be-Joe Biden. Vladimir expressed that he has no idea how it feels to l…

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Funny story: Tiger and Charlie Woods – Like Father, Like Son

Tiger and Charlie Woods – Like Father, Like Son

ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Eleven-year-old Charlie Woods has the greatest golf coach in the world - his daddy, Eldrick Tont Woods, (aka Tiger Woods). Tiger told Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated that his little boy first pick…

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Funny story: Dukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered

Dukes Of Hazzard Lost 'Lynching' Episode Discovered

Little Rock, Arkansas - A sub shop in Little Rock, traded three meat-lovers subs, for what turned out to be the only known copy of a lost pilot episode of '80s TV smash hit, The Dukes Of Hazzard. The episode, which die-hard Dukes fans refer to as…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team

Donald Trump Says He'd Like To Lead 2021 Ryder Cup Team

Ousted ex-president and keen golfer, Donald Trump, has revealed that he is "very interested" in captaining the 2021 US Ryder Cup team at the rescheduled event at Whistling Straits in Kohler, Wisconsin. Irishman Padraig Harrington will captain the…

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Funny story: Trump Hates His New Nickname #Loser

Trump Hates His New Nickname #Loser

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that several of President Trump’s golfing buddies are making fun of the fact that he is livid at the media, who have given him a new nickname: #Loser. He insists that he really did not los…

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Funny story: President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…

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Funny story: Colonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO

Colonel Gaddafi's Golf Buggy "A Legitimate Target" - NATO

The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…

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Funny story: President Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him

President Trump is Mad at The World Because He Knows Melania Is Getting Ready to Divorce Him

MIAMI – (Satire News) – President Trump somehow found the time to play golf at his own Trump Doral Golf Course. CNN reports that he rode around in a golf cart that the American taxpayers paid for, while millions of Americans are unemployed, and wi…

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Funny story: Trump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls

Trump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls

Reflecting to his wife, Melania, this morning at breakfast, US President Donald Trump considered his touch around the greens and the record number of found golf balls to be his greatest accomplishments in 2020. He reportedly told the First Lady hi…

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Funny story: President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – President Trump confided in his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he is finally seeing the writing on the wall. He remarked that he knows that his supporters are finally realizing what everyone else knew four years ago –…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He’s Not a Racist – He’s Just Selective

President Trump Says He’s Not a Racist – He’s Just Selective

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – President Trump took a quick trip down to Mar-a-Lago to get his teeth cleaned, and to see about hiring a new chauffeur. While there, he was asked about reports that appeared in The Chicago Daily Wind, that sai…

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Funny story: Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - Hip-hop artist Cardi B was in the “Windy City” picking up two solid gold nipple rings she had ordered. She was asked by a reporter with the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, about her getting a text from Eric Trump. Cardi…

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Funny story: It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…

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Funny story: Political Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden

Political Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The political clock is tick-tocking away, and it's just mere weeks before the presidential election arrives, and many say it can’t get here quick enough. Reuters is reporting that both campaigns are confident that each on…

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