ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Georgia playing a round of golf with three of his only friends, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, and Greg Gutfeld.
And as usual, DJT cheated on his score, writing down that he shot a 69, when he actually shot a 99.
Hawley, Gaetz, and Gutfeld, being the spineless, wimpy twits that they are did not say a word.
After the round, the four had Mimosa Margaritas at the 19th hole. They talked about hoaxes, witch hunts, and the price of cigarettes in Cambodia.
And then out of the blue Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump said that he has decided to mend his ways.
"In what way?" Asked Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld.
Trump shot him a smile, like the Colorado cat that ate the Connecticut canary and said that he promises to never tell another lie again.
Hawley said that was admirable. Gaetz said he was proud of him. and Gutfeld asked, "You mean you lie?"
Trump got up, walked over to "The Rodent" and gave him a big kiss right on his mouth.
SIDENOTE: Gutfeld asked Trump for his private cell phone number and Donald gave it to him.
