AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) - The American Golfing Federation has just named the winner of its annual “PGA's Sexiest Wife" award.
This year’s winner is Dustin Johnson’s wife, Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great, Wayne Gretzky.
The 31-year-old Paulina was thrilled to hear that she had beat out about 900 other wives for the coveted title, including three wives who either have been, or who currently are, professional pole dancers.
Paulina said that she is honored, and can hardly wait to ride on the PGA float in next year’s Rose Bowl Parade.
She was told that she will have her likeness appear on a special edition Wheaties cereal box.
The three judges said that Paulina, who is a professional model as well as a professional singer, received a perfect score of 400 points out of 400 points on her gorgeously sexy legs, her nubile breasts, her perfect ass, and her beautiful face.
When Paulina was asked, by a reporter with the American Golfing Federation, what she was going to do with the $1 million first prize, she said that she's going to buy her grandmother a brand new customized walker.