Tilly the traveler - Massive Gator 'Big Don' at Florida Golf Course

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 17 February 2023

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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!

A Fan told me of a CCN story of a Huge Gator at a Seabring, Florida golf Course.

They call him 'Big Don' (after the former President) - as he is always chasing the female gators.

He is 15 ft. long and weighs a thousand pounds - one of the biggest gators in Florida.

Gators can run up to 15 miles per house - so people keep well away from him.

Gators have a courting season in April every year - and they mate in May and June.

Male gators will go to other lakes or rivers to meet new females.

Like men - they like variety.

A couple of retired lady golfers have just been reported missing by their husbands.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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