A Russian Regiment Surrenders To Three Ukrainian Female Soldiers
SOUFFLE CITY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - Souffle City's TV Channel 129, is reporting that three Ukrainian female soldiers have just captured a regiment of crack Russian troops. The 82½ Moscow Infantry Regiment, which numbered 717 soldiers decided t…
Read full storyTrump Says That Monkeypox Is Just A Hoax Invented By Nancy Pelosi
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
Read full storyPresident Biden May Consider Condemning The NRA Headquarters Because of A Termite Infestation
MUSKETVILLE, West Virginia - (Satire News) - An NRA insider has just revealed that there is a lot of in-fighting going on in the pro-assault weapons syndicate. Vox Populi News reports that the 2nd Amendment NRA faction and the 1st Amendment NRA fa…
Read full storyThe Flyface Factor: No More Masks: California Mandates Cigarette Filters Up Your Nose
BILLINGSGATE POST: California, best known for its over abundance of fruits, nuts and vegetables, has now mandated that all residents over 6 years of age must stuff cigarette filters up their noses to prevent the spread of COVID. While most of the…
Read full storyMitch McConnell Uncovers Truth of Guns Carried by George Washington
Mitch McConnell, after much research, has revealed that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, all their lives, carried concealed loaded flintlock pistols in their pants, and had advanced, specially made, multiply firing muskets i…
Read full storyThe Six Catholics on the Supreme Court Have a Secret Confession Booth in A Ladies Bathroom
We have Six anti-abortion Catholics - by Doctrine - on the Supreme Court. They are two thirds of the Supreme Court-even though America is not two thirds Catholic. In other words, the Pope is running America. Unknown to us, they have establish…
Read full storyBig Horsemeat Scandal in France
The French have always eaten horse meat... just one of their quirks. And they look down on the Chinese for eating dogs. Typical French horse-breathed arrogance... Recently in Marseille, people giving away their older pet horses to good home…
Read full storyDozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings
A group of Texas Families had themselves and belongings smuggled into Mexico, due to fear of a future mass shooting. 'Thank heavens we are in a country where AK 47 guns are not legal’, said one of the mothers, when interviewed. 'And no nutsy…
Read full storySupreme Court Approves Americans Owning Assault Rifles
Ignoring the first part of the Second Amendment about weapons being necessary for a Militia, the Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have a Constitutional Right to own a military style assault rifle. However, they can't own a machine g…
Read full storyTrump Family Feud
An episode of the popular game show, Family Feud, has just finished taping, soon to air, involving the Family Trump! This reporter has a friend on the inside of various TV studios, and though I’m not privileged to report all the wacky shenanigans…
Read full storyPrince Charles Denies He Has Monkeypox, Says It's Just Plain Old Fashion Gas
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth's son, Charles the Prince of Wales, wants to dispel the rumor that has been circulating throughout the United Kingdom, including the towns of Belfast, Lickingshire, and Waxwood-on-the-Blackstaff in Northern Ir…
Read full storyThe Marjorie Taylor Greene Inflatable Doll Is The Most Popular Sex Toy Doll In The USA
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Denmark-based sex toy company Sexy Sex Toys Up The Wazoo, reports that their brand new Marjorie Taylor Inflatable Doll has just become the most popular sex toy doll in the US; even more popular than The Taylor Swift In…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Spotted Playing Tonsil Hockey Behind The Hollywood Sign
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the breaking news story about Miley "The Twerker" Cyrus and Justin "Mr. Tattoo" Bieber engaging in a whimsical game of 'tonsil wrestling.' An ex-L.A. Laker girl, spotted the two "Yo…
Read full storyThe Deliciously Sexy Actress Elizabeth Hurley Sells A Pair of Her Crotchless Panties For $6,000
VAG VAG ISLAND - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress from the Austin Powers movies, Elizabeth Hurley has stated that a Saudi prince has just purchased a pair of her magenta-colored crotchless size 5 panties for $6,000. The Saudi prince invited L…
Read full storyAll-Billionaire Boy Band
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and The Artist Formerly Known as Donald Trump have all joined forces to become the first “boy” band of billionaires. Through careful manipulation of political, legal, and economic forces no one b…
Read full storyThe CIA Confirms That On Top Of Everything Else Putin Now Has The Monkeypox
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Putin, the man who is still considered by many to be Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's puppet master has just caught the mysterious malady known as the Monkeypox. Ipso Facto News reports that the evil, co…
Read full storyEngland's Prime Minister Boris Johnson Is Sending The 19th Liverpool Heavy Artillery To Ukraine
LONDON - (Satire News) - NATO has praised Great Britain's leader Boris Johnson for his unwavering aid to the peace-loving people of Ukraine and for sending tons of crumpets to Ukrainian soldiers. PM Johnson has just announced that he will be sendi…
Read full storyPutin is Reporting That His Navy Has Captured The Swiss Submarine "The Chocolate Wave"
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…
Read full storyA Freak California Monsoon Has Totally Put Out The Huge La Senora Forest Fire In Northern California
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA - (Satire News) - The treasurer of the Left Coast state has just stated that the La Senora forest fire that had been burning for weeks has finally been completely put out. BuzzFuzz reports that a freak monsoon that hit Californ…
Read full storyWisconsin Announces That They Have a Serious Cheese Shortage
MILWAUKEE - (Satire News) - The Federal Cheese Federation (FCF) has made it known that there is a very serious cheese shortage in the cheese state of Wisconsin. FCF Vice-Assistant Director of Marketing Natalie Zircumflicker, 41, stated that the pr…
Read full storyThe Damn Good Reasons Why Monkeys Do Not Get Monkeypox
CLEVELAND, Ohio - (Satire News) - Doctors at Cleveland's LeBron James General Hospital have cleared up a very important matter regarding the dreaded Monkeypox virus. Dr. Silus Sultan, informed the news media that there has never been, even a singl…
Read full story