Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and The Artist Formerly Known as Donald Trump have all joined forces to become the first “boy” band of billionaires.
Through careful manipulation of political, legal, and economic forces no one but they have ever heard of, they are “... now bigger than all other boy bands ever in the history of boys ever because I said so,” said T.A.F.K.A. Donny Trump, also known by his ‘boy’ name, T. Dog.
All of their albums have gone platinum, even though they only have one, but all future records will be manufactured by Chinese factories, using Chinese talent capable of doing impressions of the billionaire members (who don’t actually sing ‘cuz they can’t do anything except take your money), then the product will be sold back to themselves to make themselves big sellers. (Very confusing, but that’s money for ya!)
And their songs, of course, are all hits.
Like the classic: “We Got All The Money and You’re A Loser”
Or how about: “The 99 Percent Mean Nuthin’ to Me”
Who can forget that timeless show-stopper: “I Could Kill You Right Here and Never Go to Jail, Bitch!”
Or why not give a listen to the controversial classic, “I'm Another Occasion for Tax Evasion!”
And remember to crank the volume on: “We Could Cure All Earth’s Problems by Writing a Single Check ... or We Could Get Stoned on Coke and Bang Whores on Our Yachts!”
Classic ...
Get your merchandise from the Billionaire “Boy” Band right now, or your credit rating will suffer. They got the lawyers, and you got a hole in your ass ... (Nice name for a song ... which has just now gone platinum!)
