MUSKETVILLE, West Virginia - (Satire News) - An NRA insider has just revealed that there is a lot of in-fighting going on in the pro-assault weapons syndicate.
Vox Populi News reports that the 2nd Amendment NRA faction and the 1st Amendment NRA faction are at each other's throats, but not with guns; as that is an unwritten no-no.
Tapioca Swizzle attended a recent NRA convention which was held in Chicago's Al Capone Arena, while disguised as a Boston Celtics cheerleader.
She quickly saw that there was not a tie, or a nice pair of dress shoes in the entire venue.
Miss Swizzle did notice that there were all kinds of weapons including rocket launchers, grenade launchers, and napalm spreaders just about in every other booth.
Word on the streets of Musketville is that POTUS may move to have the building condemned due to the rampant termite infestation.
Swizzle stated that towards the middle of the convention; while Kid Rock was playing his semi-hit song, "I'm So Effen' Happy With My Brand New Bazooka That I Think I May Have Shit My Camouflage Britches," a fight between two of the NRA's extreme factions broke out.
Chicago Police did not even make an effort to try and stop it, they just kept on eating their burgers and sipping on their Diet Dr. Peppers.
SIDENOTE: The next NRA convention will be held in Kabul, Afghanistan.
