Supreme Court Approves Americans Owning Assault Rifles

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 7 June 2022

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For "duck hunting"

Ignoring the first part of the Second Amendment about weapons being necessary for a Militia, the Supreme Court has ruled that all Americans have a Constitutional Right to own a military style assault rifle.

However, they can't own a machine gun, or rocket launcher.

Senators say they are not permitted to discriminate against mass shooters, as US citizens, they have inalienable rights.

"We can't just go around being a lawless country," a Senator explains. "Gun owners have extra needs and need extra protection.

"Besides many of them are republican.

"And they can buy as many AK-47s as they want. It's good for business."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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