WASHINGTON, D.C. – Anthony Scaramucci, who was President Trump’s Director of Directing for 11 days, has revealed that he knows exactly why Trump refused for so long to get tested for the C-19 virus.
Scaramucci divulged that Trump has had contact with 127 individuals who have already tested positive for the dreaded COVID-19.
One of the 127 was a very attractive female whom the president kissed full on the lips for an extended period of time.
The former Director of Directing said that the president is now scared to death that the results will come back positive, and he will have to be quarantined for 14 days, thus missing out on his campaign pep rallies and his daily trip to McDonalds.
Scaramucci quipped that if that happens, then it will most likely drive the leader of the free world more bat shit crazy than he already is.
