Office not missing man who has self-isolated

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 March 2020

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Cheer up Barry.....

Gertrude and Stein, a small office in charming hamlet, Chutney on the Fritz, is not missing Barry Asshat, a 64-year-old man with a habit of throwing shoes, correcting people on matters of spelling, and mooning over a girl from his school days.

Administrator, Gail Bevan, said, 'To be honest with you, now you mention it, I have not seen Barry for a while. Mandy, do you know where Brian is?"

Mandy did not know where Barry was either, and Gary in Accounts couldn't even place Barry, even though they had worked together for years.

'Well,' concluded Gail, 'whatever Barry was doing doesn't seem that important now'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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