Donald Trump’s Campaign Rally Attendance Keeps Going Down, Down, Down

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 15 March 2020

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Trump's greatest fear is that his rallies will soon begin to look like this photo.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is no secret that Trump has become extremely concerned at the fact that, due to the Coronavirus situation, attendance at his rallies has dropped off by as much as 65%.

His campaign team is seeing more and more empty seats, and Trump has suggested that they start filling those seats with homeless people who are just lying around outside the venues doing nothing but drinking wine and telling knock-knock jokes.

He even told one of his closest aides that he wants his people to tell the homeless folks that their leader will buy each one of them a McDonalds Happy Meal.

When Trump was told that most of the homeless probably are not fans of his or the Republican party, he became quite agitated.

He raised his voice and exclaimed, “Tell the ingrates that if they do not accept my Happy Meal offer, I will have them all put on Greyhound buses and transported up to the northernmost part of Alaska, where the temperatures can get down to minus 67 degrees.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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