Man told he will sit through Belgravia tonight

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 March 2020

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Not this shit again, Lorraine

Gary Johnson has been told by wife, Lorraine, that he will sit through the new series of Belgravia, like he did that Downton Abbey and Call the Midwife.

He told us, 'I was wondering how I was going to spend yet another Sunday evening, those last few hours of freedom before having the same conversations I have every Monday with Louise about her idiot brother, and Gary W about the football, when Lorraine said I had to watch this bullshit show about a rich family from years ago. I married her because I love her, but sometimes it can all get to be a bit too much'.

Lorraine said, 'I know that he hates it. I do, too, if I am being honest, but he makes me sit through so much of that Ant Middleton crap, that it really is the least I could do'.

Teenage son, Tom, is out with Sarah, as always seems to be the case these days. They are only friends......

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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