WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was having lunch at a District of Columbia McDonalds with Scott Baio and Tucker Carlson.
A reporter with RumorLand News asked him about the gossip that he has a tattoo of his daughter, Ivanka.
Trump angrily put down his Big Mac and yelled out that he does not have any tattoos, and especially not one of Ivanka.
Ty Quickmeister with RLN said that he talked to Sean Hannity who confided that he had personally seen the tattoo on several occasions.
“Sean Hannity???" Trump yelled out. "Well, here we go again with all this talk about collusion, witch hunts, and hoaxes.”
Trump angrily picked up a French fry, and tossed it at Scott Baio hitting him on his left ear.
POTUS then said that he has never met Hannity, and that if there are any videos out there of them together, that it was most likely photoshopped by Nancy Pelosi.
IN CLOSING – Trump’s second son, Eric, allegedly told a reporter with the iNews Agency that he thinks he saw the tattoo once when he accidentally walked in on his daddy and his step-mommy in their bedroom while they were doing the 'sis-boom-bah.'