Man in self isolation filling in online petitions.....

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 March 2020

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So many petitions, so little time....

Brian Asshat, a 64-year-old thrower of shoes, is spending his time in self-isolation filling in online petitions.

The lonely old man said, 'I have an underlying condition, so I have been told to remain at home, and I have a lot of things to do on the computer. These online petitions do not fill themselves in, you know, and I think that they make a lot of difference to the world'.

He continued, after throwing a shoe at a bird in his tree, 'And I need to go on the internet forums, and tell people my opinions about things that don't really matter at all.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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