Man in self isolation filling in online petitions.....

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 March 2020

image for Man in self isolation filling in online petitions.....
So many petitions, so little time....

Brian Asshat, a 64-year-old thrower of shoes, is spending his time in self-isolation filling in online petitions.

The lonely old man said, 'I have an underlying condition, so I have been told to remain at home, and I have a lot of things to do on the computer. These online petitions do not fill themselves in, you know, and I think that they make a lot of difference to the world'.

He continued, after throwing a shoe at a bird in his tree, 'And I need to go on the internet forums, and tell people my opinions about things that don't really matter at all.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more