Still plenty of Oxo cubes in supermarkets

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 15 March 2020

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Despite widely-reported panic-buying of toilet rolls, pasta, and sanitary products, supermarkets across the country still have plenty of Oxo cubes in stock.

'What could be better than making your own gravy with an Oxo cube? Do you remember the adverts? Do you? They made you remember home. Or what some TV executive thought home should be. Anyway, now you sit back and remember all of those times, with the simple addition of an Oxo cube'.

'But,' said a passing customer, "everyone knows that the first step to food preparation is having clean hands and clean work surfaces. How are we supposed to have those if we don't have enough hand sanitizers?'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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