The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy
GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…
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Lego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town
A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
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Scotland Yard Has Captured The Notorious Taliban Hitman, Saheed Fasha Shasta
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is happy to announce that they have just managed to capture one of the world's most infamous terrorist hit men, Saheed Fasha Shasta. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard stated that after receiving a tip from US in…
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The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…
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Al-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…
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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...
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Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress
Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists
Boko Harem to bring out new CD
ISIS aim to take over the UK through sperm
Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport
The CIA Rounds Up 27 Taliban Operatives in Green Bay
Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK
The Eiffel Tower Now Called 'Leaning Tower Of Paris' After Bombing
Fruit flies infest White House
UK Top Cop Bugs the Buggers
Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low
Terrorists to receive acting lessons from Charlie Sheen
Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...
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Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare
ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...
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Police Stop and Question Means Prizes
New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.
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Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
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When can we watch that film about the ten year old sociopath?
A Christmas tradition, watching Home Alone with loved ones has taken on a new lease of life, when it is watched as a film about a young sociopath terrorising some inept burglars. The sweet film, about young scamp Kevin MacAllister, left Home Alone…
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Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo
The hate preacher and ISIS leader was mocked for flashing an expensive watch during one of his speeches recently. However the radical terrorist has caused further controversy by releasing his latest hate-filled speech which was filmed at the back of...
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Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina
Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
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Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism
After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent. “I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described…
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Top Retailer to Offer Terrorist Accessories
Recognizing shifting U.S. demographics a top US retailer's 2010 product line will include useful accessories specifically designed to appeal to the terrorist segment. "This is an important customer group for us," said spokesperson Shabaella Fou.
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Terrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary
Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…
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Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.
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Jade Goody Beheading Foiled
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Nazi Flapjack Arrested
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British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!
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Lyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal
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Robbie Savage Denies Terrorism Link
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New threat to air travellers from 'hate freedom' terror groups
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
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Man Yawns, Burps, Farts And Sneezes All At The Same Time!
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A Member of The Taliban Found Working At a Jack-in-the-Box Drive-Thru Window In Baltimore
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Big Ben Attack Foiled
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Police Foil Cake Bomb Plot
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Former Terrorist Opens Local Business
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Ladies and Gentlemen : We got him!
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Sarah Palin Wrestles 'The Penis Bomber' To Floor Of Plane To Alaska
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Government counter-terrorism strategy to price Al Qaeda off trains with a 10% annual fare hike
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Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes
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Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight
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Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group
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Panic In Times Square As Car Door Slams, And Balloon Bursts
