Loud and proud, boys behind bars
Proud Boys and QAnon gun-toters have been well-and-truly bitchslapped by a judge, and they are now facing some serious time. However, a pressing question remains: even if these followers are incarcerated, will their ideologies persist? Will the re…
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The CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
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A List of The Meanest Terrorists in The Entire World
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The head writer for The Washington Window Tribune Newspaper, Woody Velcro has compiled a list of the meanest, brutal, savage, and ruthless terrorists in the entire world. Velcro wants to point out that this list is n…
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Isis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
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Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
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Afghanistan's Taliban Government Tells Al-Qaeda, Isis, and Hezbollah To Get The Hell Out of Dodge
Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth
Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected
Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare
Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber
For Gorbachev, It’s Lonely in the Afterlife
Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time
Citizens to Alert! UPS, and FedEx, delivery trucks reportedly missing!
Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet
Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy
Al Qaeda Developes Eco-Friendly Car Bomb
Terrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"
A Hezbollah Terrorist Spotted At a Jack in The Box In Brooklyn
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn. The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a…
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A Taliban terrorist spotted in a Tennessee fast food establishment
The Amalgated Data Gathering Agency has just broken the story that one of the Taliban's most evil terrorists has been spotted at a Jack-in-The-Box. Taliban hit man Riff Shaker Goo, 37, was seen sitting in a booth inside a Jack restaurant. He wa…
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
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Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
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Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps
WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...
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A Taliban Terrorist Found Living In Trump Tower
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
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A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida
HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…
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Al-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division Is Ranked As One of The Meanest In The Terrorism Business
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof News) - The International Inquirer is reporting that the Mean Camels terrorist group is regarded as one of the world's meanest, most horrendous, and ghastly terrorist organizations in the world. The group is led by Gen.
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...
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Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
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The CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
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Loud and proud, boys behind bars
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Al-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division Is Ranked As One of The Meanest In The Terrorism Business
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La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.
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Boko Harem to bring out new CD
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
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Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
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Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
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Isis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
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A Taliban Terrorist Found Living In Trump Tower
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A Taliban terrorist spotted in a Tennessee fast food establishment
