Funny story - The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

The Hezbollah Terrorist Group Officially Changes Its Name To The Nicer Sounding Hezzy

GECKO GULCH, Lebanon – (Satire World) – The Terrorist organization known as Hezbollah, has decided to take the advice of a Portuguese consulting firm and change their name. Bipoli Yayamana, a spokesperson for the Lebanon-based group, said that the…

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Funny story - Lego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town

Lego enthusiast left distraught by explosions in Toy Town

A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…

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Funny story - Scotland Yard Has Captured The Notorious Taliban Hitman, Saheed Fasha Shasta

Scotland Yard Has Captured The Notorious Taliban Hitman, Saheed Fasha Shasta

LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is happy to announce that they have just managed to capture one of the world's most infamous terrorist hit men, Saheed Fasha Shasta. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard stated that after receiving a tip from US in…

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Funny story - The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…

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Funny story - Al-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis

Al-Qaeda Opens Up a Recruiting Office In Downtown Minneapolis

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…

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Funny story - NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Funny story - Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...

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Funny story - Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare

ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...

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Funny story - Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.

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Funny story - Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...

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Funny story - When can we watch that film about the ten year old sociopath?

When can we watch that film about the ten year old sociopath?

A Christmas tradition, watching Home Alone with loved ones has taken on a new lease of life, when it is watched as a film about a young sociopath terrorising some inept burglars. The sweet film, about young scamp Kevin MacAllister, left Home Alone…

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Funny story - Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

The hate preacher and ISIS leader was mocked for flashing an expensive watch during one of his speeches recently. However the radical terrorist has caused further controversy by releasing his latest hate-filled speech which was filmed at the back of...

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Funny story - Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".

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Funny story - Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...

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Funny story - A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…

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Funny story - Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent. “I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described…

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Funny story - Top Retailer to Offer Terrorist Accessories

Top Retailer to Offer Terrorist Accessories

Recognizing shifting U.S. demographics a top US retailer's 2010 product line will include useful accessories specifically designed to appeal to the terrorist segment. "This is an important customer group for us," said spokesperson Shabaella Fou.

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Funny story - Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Canine Terror Plot Foiled

Agents from the FBI, CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, and hundreds of state and local law enforcement agencies across the country, including a number of animal control departments, announced Friday that they have thwarte...

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Funny story - Terrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary

Terrorist gets surprised by the meaning of "Terrorism" in a dictionary

Recently there has been a heated debate about what exactly is terrorism. After a lot of discussion with countless arguments in live TV and social media, America has finally come to terms and finally look it up at the dictionary. The results are s…

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Funny story - Trump, the new terrorist

Trump, the new terrorist

Listen up ISIS. There is a bigger threat these days nearer to home (the USA). While the ISIS operates in the Middle East and has only spouted threats for actual terrorism in mainland USA, there is a regime shaping up that is more terrifying than ISIS...

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