Funny story - Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.

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Funny story - Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed the heart of the city on the Fourth of...

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Funny story - Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...

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Funny story - Obama Urges Democrats to Be More Moderate by Adding Kill List to Green New Deal

Obama Urges Democrats to Be More Moderate by Adding Kill List to Green New Deal

Warning Democratic presidential candidates that they are turning off voters with their overly-liberal agendas, former United States president, Barack Obama, urged Democrats to move in the direction of moderation by adding a secret "kill list" to the...

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Funny story - What's on Al Qaeda's List?

What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Receipts discovered at terrorists' hideout reveal their purchases for the next stop and what they may be up to next. CIA and other top secret organizations have tried to keep the list quiet because it might make itself look bad with all the money we have spent to get it: 150 pair of long underwear made in Cambodia. 200 pairs of pants from L.L. Bean. 100 Pairs of boots from Russian winter c...

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Funny story - Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...

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Funny story - Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Washington, D.C.--Jane Fonda, that veteran vixen of Vietnam vehemence, is at it again. Only this time she's a-totin'! Yep, that once traitorous trollop has appealed to the Bush administration to join American and allied armed forces, lending her "ser...

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Funny story - Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Obama orders creation of No Walk List

Washington, D. C. - President Obama doubled down on his anti-second amendment rhetoric today, announcing executive action to create several new lists along the lines of the "No Fly List", including a "No Work" list and a "No Walk" list. Reaction was...

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Funny story - James Blunt Outs Terrorists

James Blunt Outs Terrorists

In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals. Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained: '...

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Funny story - October Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant

October Surprise: Bush Declares Obama Enemy Combatant

WASHINGTON D.C. President Bush used his Saturday morning radio address to announce his declaration of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as an Enemy Combatant. The President began, "My fellow Americans, yesterday morni...

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Funny story - Marriage Terrorist for Hire

Marriage Terrorist for Hire

A New York mother who had engaged in terrorist like activity in an attempt to break up her son's impending nuptials, has announced that she will be turning pro next month. Real estate developer and overbearing mom, Lia Joseph, had done her level b...

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Funny story - NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Funny story - UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UN Names Arizona as Most Dangerous Terrorist State

UNITED NATIONS - Arizona, one of America's 50 states, has been sternly criticized for its recent human-rights policies, with Mexico and China receiving the most media attention as they gave scathing condemnation. President Felipe Caldero, Mexico:...

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Funny story - Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...

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Funny story - Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Funny story - What, Me Worry?

What, Me Worry?

A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...

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Funny story - ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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Funny story - Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...

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Funny story - Terrorists Gaining Sensitive Data through Spoof Site

Terrorists Gaining Sensitive Data through Spoof Site

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has determined that Middle-Eastern terrorist and other terrorist organizations are acquiring intelligence through secret codes written by spoof writer NickFun on the popular web site TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story - US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior

US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior

World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...

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