Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked
Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...
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Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group
Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...
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Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport
Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...
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OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices
OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...
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Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty
Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...
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Boko Harem to bring out new CD
Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...
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Taliban will take millions as long as they get satellite dishes
Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination
England To Play Algeria Dressed In Body Armour
Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'
Man Yawns, Burps, Farts And Sneezes All At The Same Time!
A few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply
Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens
Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'
Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"
Suicide Virgins not what they seem
Terrorist Dismayed That Planted Bombs Are Not Growing
British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'
David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State
Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
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US State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior
World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...
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Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
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Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK
The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...
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Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing
A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack. What do you think? Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I...
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US to Return Statue of Liberty to France
The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...
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Gordon Brown Unveils New Anti-Terrorism Strategy
The Prime Minister has revealed the new anti-terrorism strategy at the annual Labour Conference yesterday. Labelled ''The Five Finger Pointed Perpendicular Pre-emptive Prevention Placement Against Terrorism at Home and Abroad'' or Five P's in layman...
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Mark Ruffalo on Terrorist Watchlist
Hollywood actor Mark Ruffalo has been added to a US terror advisory list after he promoted a documentary about the effects of natural gas drilling. Mark Ruffalo was placed on the US terror advisory watch list after he arranged screenings for the "Gasland" documentary which chronicles communities affected by a boom in natural gas drilling. In Pennsylvania the film, written and directed by J...
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"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday
Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...
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Drone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (1/2)
President Obama has conclusively refuted all the unpatriotic pinkos who hate America so much, they want to maliciously and opportunistically hinder his drone campaign… Which latter, as we all know and agree, exists purely in order for your safety alone. Read it with an open mind. Well, I mean, c'mon; at least he's not a neocon, right? ;) Now let me say this. Well, why not? I...
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ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image
ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...
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Military Academy Next To Extremist Mosque Causes A Stir
A large military academy has been built close to a Mosque run by extremists, causing worshippers to complain. The Sandshoe Academy will be used to train officer cadets. However, nearby is the Mohammad Hurst Mosque. Imam Mohammad Al Kaeeda sai...
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...
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Obama Transparency: Misunderstood Gitmo Detainees Disappear In Plain Sight Reappear in UK!
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Taliban fighters are to be paid for their services announce world leaders!
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Bagram air base officials say the real 'secret prison' lies under 10 Downing Street
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Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit
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Device that detects GMO food ruled terrorist
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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
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Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills
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Registered terrorist program takes off
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Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'
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UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'
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Endangered Condors Terrorize Beach Bathers
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Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste
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Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot
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Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated
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Obama orders creation of No Walk List
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Terror Attack Jumps Out Of Cupboard At The UK
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