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Mad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories

The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...

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Osama Bin Ladin Gator Aid Convicted at Gitmo

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...

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Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

Funny story: Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...

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IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...

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In the Night Garden: Horror At Bedtime

Funny story: In the Night Garden: Horror At Bedtime

"In the Night Garden": A relaxing jaunt to a fantasy world for babies and young children, with loveable, quirky characters and high quality music and effects, broadcast at bedtime on the BBC. Or is it a shocking documentary compiled from actual footage taken by agents of the British Goverment showing the results of nazi-style experiments on innocent victims of the war on terror? Iggle Piggl...

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911 conspiracy nut tells all!

Funny story: 911 conspiracy nut tells all!

Crawford- Ever since the charred rubble remains of that fateful day were removed, and the valuable steel sold to China, people have looked to the steadfastly determined US government to make sense of the confusion and fear that surrounds the most imp...

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Joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force Concludes Over 80,000,000 Worldwide Are Terrorists

Funny story: Joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force Concludes Over 80,000,000 Worldwide Are Terrorists

A joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force has completed its investigative report and now concludes that over 80,000,000 people worldwide are in fact terrorists. The categorization includes those who are blood related to a terrorist, those who have smirked or...

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OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

Funny story: OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...

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