Funny story: Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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Funny story: Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

Administration Advisor: Jihad is a 'Legitimate Tenet of Islam'

John Brennan, Obama's top counter-terrorism adviser, called jihad a "legitimate tenet of Islam," and further argued the term "jihadists" should not be used to describe the jihadists that are America's enemies. At Center for Strategic and Internat...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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Funny story: Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

Customs Official Claims Terror Suspects had Canadian Passports

TORONTO, ON - A Canada Customs official is adamant that he adhered to procedural guidelines and did not deviate from protocol when clearing three suspected terrorists through customs at Toronto's Pearson International Airport.

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Funny story: Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.

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Funny story: Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast. After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying ca...

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Funny story: POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...

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Funny story: US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

US Evacuating Embassy in Iraq due to Global Warming

WASHINGTON DC - Secretary of State John Kerry began with great praise for President Obama's foreign policy, saying "the world has never known more peace and love than it has found with our glorious leader in the White House." As American diplomats an...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...

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Funny story: Radical website publishes MP death list

Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...

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Funny story: Proposed new nation for terrorist organization

Proposed new nation for terrorist organization

Abube ben Azir, announced at a press conference this morning held at the spacious Spud Cellar Hotel in Boise, Idaho, that his organization, "Terrorists R Us" has applied for recognition and a seat at the United Nations. "We recently purchased Boi...

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Funny story: Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

The Terrorist Services Organization (TSA) closed down the St. Louis Lambert Field after a suicide tornado struck the field today. Although no specific terrorist group took immediate responsibility for the attack, managers at the TSA acknowledged t...

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Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...

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