Funny story: Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group

Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...

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Funny story: Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'

Panicked Downing Street sycophants and lickspittles were said to be running around in circles this morning, as America's ambassador to the UK said relations between the UK and the US are going to be "sensational" now that Boris Johnson is nominally i...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport

Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Senate and Congressional candidates held a joint news conference today where they warned that ISIS and other terrorists would soon cross the border with Mexico. "We'll all be murdered in our beds, " said Republican candidate for the N.H. senate seat...

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Funny story: La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.

La Pelirroja Fue Hallada Descanso Del Puente Peatonal. Con Una Cuerda en Su Cuello. Sin Respirar.

Gabriela Elizabeth Muñiz Tamez, La Pelirroja Mas Fea, presunta lideresa de secuestradores hallada descano, su piel muy fría, del puente peatonal de la avenida Gonzalitos, frente a la colonia Mitras Norte en Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, estaba viva (un poqu...

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Funny story: Taliban fighters are to be paid for their services announce world leaders!

Taliban fighters are to be paid for their services announce world leaders!

With a brand new strategy to end the war in Afghanistan world leaders have decided that instead of fighting the Taliban they should pay them for their services (what?). This grand idea was devised by the non-corrupt (cough, cough) President Karz...

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Funny story: Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands

Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane's existence first reported by satire site in January

Jihad Jane's existence first reported by satire site in January

London - (Peroxide Ass Mess): A report back in January by Spoof writer Queen Mudder first exposed the existence of a 'dumb blond granny' suicide bomber linked to yesterday's arrest of Irish Al-Qaeda suspects. Forty-six year-old peroxide grandma Fa...

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Funny story: Obummer: fighting words for ISIS

Obummer: fighting words for ISIS

EURO -- Away on yet another taxpayer-funded trip, President Barack Obummer has taken a stronger stance than he has to date concerning the terrorist army ISIS that is committing atrocities at will throughout the Middle East and that recently beheaded...

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Funny story: London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

London - (Drowning Street): A new security crackdown will see all Yemeni visitors flying to the United Kingdom airdropped over the Channel on the last leg of their plane journeys. Special parachute suits will be issued including GPS-tracked ankle...

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Funny story: Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs

Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...

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Funny story: Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...

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Funny story: Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...

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Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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Funny story: Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...

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Funny story: Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Mossad suicide spook linked to London terror gang

Glasgow - (Ass Mess): Marwan Ashraf, the billionaire ex-Mossad/KGB spook who mysteriously fell to his death from the ground floor balcony of his London flat last week in a typical double agent-style suicide, may have been the recruitment brains behin...

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Funny story: Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

Terrorist's Feelings Hurt

The war on terror has been officially called off in the wake of charges that American Navy SEALs hurt a terrorists feelings, a Pentagon spokesman said in today's briefing. The three Navy SEALs, facing court-martial for accusations of abusing a ter...

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