Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...
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Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle
When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...
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Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony
Shamima Begum, the British girl who went to Syria to join the Islamic State terrorist group when she was 15, but who then decided she'd had enough of playing soldiers, and wanted to return to Britain, is to be sent to Australia in penal servitude.
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"Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"
Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance. The women are thought to be 'clean skins'. Women notoriously take several hours to get r...
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Shamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty
Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...
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Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination
Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...
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Pakistani Terrorist Sketches Released
Armageddon IS ... "The Bank of Atlantis "
Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Emergency COBRA Meeting at Downing Street as US Ambassador Says Johnson-Trump Relationship Will Be 'Sensational'
ISIS member suggests brighter alternative to organisation's black flag
NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence
UK Bookies Jubilant over Sydney Attack
Police Capture Seven Taliban Members That Were Living In A Boston Trailer House
Bilderberg Conference on Terrorism
Obama Urges Democrats to Be More Moderate by Adding Kill List to Green New Deal
Punk rock outfit "Jerry and the Jihadists" slammed by Bin Laden family as being in bad taste
Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst
Shamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'
Shamima Begum, the girl who has been told she isn't welcome in England anymore, has attracted huge crowds who gathered in London to wave her off to wherever it is the UK government thinks they are going to send her. Begum, 19, left Britain to join...
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Home Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
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This Week's Top 20 Movies
This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...
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Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'
Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...
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Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"
A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Local jihadist expresses annoyance as Londoners enjoy quiet drink following London Bridge outrage
A 23-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London with a conviction for terrorism, rang his local newspaper last night to express his annoyance that Londoners seemed to be enjoying their customary Friday evening drink in the bars around London Bridge...
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Man Yawns, Burps, Farts And Sneezes All At The Same Time!
There were extraordinary scenes at a New York subway station this week, when one man's 'bodily functions' decided to gang-up against him, and release themselves upon his person all at once. The man, whose exact identity isn't known, was standing...
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Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group
Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...
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Shamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport
Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...
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Terrorist Film All the Rage
The documentary was released last week. Michael Moore calls it a "masterpiece". Sean Penn stars as ex-military specialist Commander Harry Bumsfelt who has won so many combat medals in Iraq that he will only appear with them in public if aided by a hoist. For years he campaigned and lectured for peace and armaments control in a threatened world but, now retired and running a small cigarette fact...
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Terrorism Added To Olympic Games
In a last minute effort to head off any potential problems relating to terrorism at the Summer 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Jacques Rogge, President of the IOC, announced today that Terrorism would be introduced this year as a competitive sport in the...
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Mad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories
The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...
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Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated
According to The Jihadist Daily, recent recruitment of suicide bombers has declined sharply following the revelation by Tamir Abd ul-Karim that there are fewer than 72 virgins awaiting the martyr in Paradise. "It's more like three and they're old an...
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Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based
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Star Terror on Airplane: Britney Sings
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Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"
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UK Pandering To US About Nonsensical Terror Threat Level Raised To 'A Bit Higher' To Get On American News
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UK Terror Threat Level Raised To 'Severe'
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Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones
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Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS
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Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application
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Humiliation for Terrorists!
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Unfazed, Istanbul Airport Terror Bombing Suspects Return To Normal Minutes After Carnage
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Muslim world attacks America with shoes
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Obama Transparency: Misunderstood Gitmo Detainees Disappear In Plain Sight Reappear in UK!
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IRA bombing whore-turned red top agony aunt bemoans frigid ex-husband
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Osama Bin Laden Double Dead
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YouTube Being used to Recruit Hamsters to Terrorize the US
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Airports fast track security for sex toys
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U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico
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Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War
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Area Mom's Facebook Response to Nice Attack Notes She Had a Great Meal There Once
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Boko Haram Bites Back
