Shamima Begum Forms Her Own Ultra-Radical Islamic Terror Group
Shamima Begum, the British girl who has been stripped of her British citizenship by the government, after she left London to join the Islamic State forces in Syria four years ago when she was just 15, has accepted the decision with humility, and has...
Read full storyHome Secretary Has Blood On His Hands
Home secretary, Sajid Javid, the man who was responsible for the revoking of Shamima Begum's British citizenship, has now become responsible for the death of another British citizen - Shamima's 3-week-old son, Jarrah, who died of pneumonia in a Syria...
Read full storyShamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...
Read full storyShamima Begum: Crowds Turn Out To Wave Her Off To 'Somewhere Else'
Shamima Begum, the girl who has been told she isn't welcome in England anymore, has attracted huge crowds who gathered in London to wave her off to wherever it is the UK government thinks they are going to send her. Begum, 19, left Britain to join...
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Australia-Bound! Shamima Begum To Be Sent To Penal Colony
Shamima Begum, the British girl who went to Syria to join the Islamic State terrorist group when she was 15, but who then decided she'd had enough of playing soldiers, and wanted to return to Britain, is to be sent to Australia in penal servitude.
Read full storyShamima Begum Arrives Back In UK On Fake Passport
Shamima Begum, the girl who left Bethnal Green in London in 2015 to join ISIS forces in Syria, when she was only 15 years old, and whose British citizenship was rescinded by the UK government, has arrived safely back in the country on a fake passport...
Read full storyShamima Begum's Baby Looks A Bit Shifty
Shamima Begum, the Bethnal Green teenager who left the UK, aged 15, to go and join Islamic State in Syria, has had her baby, and, to be perfectly honest, it looks 'a bit shifty'. Begum, now 19, is currently trying to convince the UK authorities th...
Read full storyUS State Department Offers $10million 'Bounty' On Bin Laden Junior
World policeman, the United States of America, has taken it upon itself to, once again, do what it thinks it is entitled to do, to think for every man and woman, and to make decisions on behalf of every living soul on the planet, in order to ensure c...
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Mad Racist "Bint" - Not Evil Enough, Say Tories
The recent furore surrounding a teenage psychopath refused entry into the UK for tearing up her passport and supporting swivel-eyed loonies, has reached fever pitch, with a number of senior politicians expressing their opinions, our Making-Up-Politic...
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Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism. It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...
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MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...
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Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...
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"In the Night Garden": A relaxing jaunt to a fantasy world for babies and young children, with loveable, quirky characters and high quality music and effects, broadcast at bedtime on the BBC. Or is it a shocking documentary compiled from actual footage taken by agents of the British Goverment showing the results of nazi-style experiments on innocent victims of the war on terror? Iggle Piggl...
Read full story911 conspiracy nut tells all!
Crawford- Ever since the charred rubble remains of that fateful day were removed, and the valuable steel sold to China, people have looked to the steadfastly determined US government to make sense of the confusion and fear that surrounds the most imp...
Read full storyJoint U.S. / Israeli Task Force Concludes Over 80,000,000 Worldwide Are Terrorists
A joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force has completed its investigative report and now concludes that over 80,000,000 people worldwide are in fact terrorists. The categorization includes those who are blood related to a terrorist, those who have smirked or...
Read full storyOPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices
OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...
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Blunkett outlines terror options
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Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck
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Swine Flu Epidemic Tests America's Readiness for 'Perfect Redneck Storm'
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'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!
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Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products
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Trial begins for liar-liar-pants-on-fire
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Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot
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Knock-and-run incident is suspected 'terror attack'
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Unfazed, Istanbul Airport Terror Bombing Suspects Return To Normal Minutes After Carnage
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Ex-Pat teeny Brit demanding re-entry to UK, if not, 'heads will roll!'
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Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police
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Fruit flies infest White House
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Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"
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IPCC says global warming causes Islamic terrorism, sexual dysfunction and other ills
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Failed underpants bomb supremo Ibrahim Hassan Tali al-Asiri screws up bigtime
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British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On
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ISIS the Musical Bombs at Box Office
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Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation
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Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring
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