KABUL, Afghanistan - (World Satire) - The Taliban president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, has issued a stern warning to the fucking terrorist groups that if they have any sense at all they will leave his country; and pronto, as they say in Costa Rica.
President Fashu, who refers to himself as a former terrorist, says that there is no room in his wonderfully panoramic desert country for the likes of Al-Qaeda, Isis, and Hezbollah bastardized terrorists.
Fashu, whose approval rating is 99.9%, has just given himself a 2-year extension on his presidency.
SIDENOTE: Afghanistan's national news agency, the Two-Humped News Agency is reporting that the aforementioned terrorists are leaving the country as fast as gazelles running from fucking lions.
