BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn.
The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a flask that had El Matador Tequila in it.
Boo-Boo, as his fellow terrorists call him, is responsible for blowing up a diet wine factory in Paris, France during last year's French Loaf Festival and Quasi-Gay Parade.
Izzi Khan Boo was recently named "The Meanest Bastard Terrorist In The Terroristic Business" by England's Ta Ta For Now News.
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