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US Embassy In London To Make Its ESTA Online Visa Form Even Tougher!

Funny story: US Embassy In London To Make Its ESTA Online Visa Form Even Tougher!

Staff at the US Embassy in London have said that, after the confusion surrounding a woman who made 'an error' in completing one of its online visa forms, a major overhaul of the system is being planned. Mandie Stevenson, 29, from Scotland, was com...

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Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

Funny story: Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

A man has sold his home and taken his family to live in Alaska after he became increasingly worried about the threat of terrorism, it has emerged. Ralph Conk, 53, was so concerned about the threat posed by terrorists, that he 'upped sticks' and to...

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ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

Funny story: ISIS Hires A Global PR Firm To Rebrand Its Image

ISIS enlisted a top public relations firm yesterday to help them achieve their long term propaganda goals in the hope of remaining relevant in a world inundated with other radical groups vying for the same terrorism headlines. "Allah told us to up...

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Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

Funny story: Terrorist Too Depressed to Blow Himself Up, Considers Therapy or Nonviolent Suicide, if He can Find the Pills

London. A terrorist visiting London while reconsidering his career options stopped by and talked to a local radio host. Apparently, he's suffering from a general loss of interest in blowing himself up or other people up, or shooting, stabbing, bludge...

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ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

Funny story: ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department

In a shock development today, the Chief Executive of terror state ISIS, Mr Al A Whoakbarre announced that from September this year, ISIS will be adopting formal HR practices for everything it does. It appears that Mr Whoakbarre read in a book, on...

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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"

SACRAMENTO, CA. That tell-tale burp that often is followed by a long pause before a robocaller says hello may soon be heard no more. California state attorney general Xavier Becerra today criminalized all automatically dialed phone call solicitatio...

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Meet "Mad Dog" Mattis, the Man Who Will Keep America Safe Again and the Doctrine of Military Expediency

Funny story: Meet "Mad Dog" Mattis, the Man Who Will Keep America Safe Again and the Doctrine of Military Expediency

While president-elect Donald J. Trump vows to make America "great again," James N. Mattis has been tasked with making America safe again, The retired United States Marine Corps general who last served as the 11th Commander of United States Central Command, the Unified Combatant Command responsible for American military operations in the Middle East, and the Northeast Africa and Central Asia, from...

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Real-life plane hijack in Malta to be filmed!

Funny story: Real-life plane hijack in Malta to be filmed!

A real life hijack in Malta is to be filmed because it's cheaper than the one that was actually being filmed! As soon as the film crew realised there was a real hijacking taking place, they fired the actors without pay and purchased the rights to...

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Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Funny story: Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

Donald Henry Rumsfeld, affectionately known as "Duck" due to his ability to duck reporters' questions with his Donald Duck-like twisting of phrases, has a long and distinguished career in American politics. The former staffer has worked for many of...

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Hacked Robotic Leg To Blame In London Kicking Rampage

Funny story: Hacked Robotic Leg To Blame In London Kicking Rampage

London, UK, England - You can buy anything and connect it to the internet these days; TV's and microwaves, toilets and toasters. Even the latest artificial leg comes with online capabilities and is part of our new world's Internet Of Things. Now,...

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Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Funny story: Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Service on the IRT 1 line was disrupted for nearly an hour today as police and their k9 partners searched for an elusive figure accused of yelling "Yahtzee" with no evidence of actually playing the game while traveling on a northbound Broadway local.

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Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"

Funny story: Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"

Tel Aviv; Israel: A new contraption may save scores of lives across the Middle East and the Western World from the menacing terror of suicide bombers. Israeli scientist have invented a device that fits fashionably on the human body, allows full unenc...

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UK Schools' Chess Report

It was great year for our beloved chess team for, on the 13th of June, the four of us set off to London for the UK Schools' Chess quarter-finals. We were in high spirits as we waved goodbye to Miss Smith and boarded the plane, remembering to strap on our flak-jackets and seat-belts, for we were certain that this year, at long last, Methodist College Belfast would take home the colours. However...

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Terrorist Film All the Rage

Funny story: Terrorist Film All the Rage

The documentary was released last week. Michael Moore calls it a "masterpiece". Sean Penn stars as ex-military specialist Commander Harry Bumsfelt who has won so many combat medals in Iraq that he will only appear with them in public if aided by a hoist. For years he campaigned and lectured for peace and armaments control in a threatened world but, now retired and running a small cigarette fact...

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Midlands Muslim Mixup

A Muslim woman was stopped at Doncaster airport yesterday after she was spotted reading a book of firsthand accounts from the Syrian conflict. Faizah Saheen was pulled aside into a separated area and questioned on why she was interested in the materi...

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Boko Haram Bites Back

In response to our exclusive piece on the Boko Haram leadership change, the old beady eyed leader Abubaker Shekau has launched a furious attack on his supposed replacement. But like most of Boko Haram's "furious attacks" it didn't really produce any...

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Boko Haram Musical Chairs

Legendary ass clown terrorist group Boko Haram have a new leader and much like gynaecologists they love a good cunt. The announcement was made in the latest issue of a IS magazine which doubles up as toilet paper in most countries it's sold in. Ab...

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