Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 3 April 2010

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Be careful what you say at an airport

Basil Brush the furry little fox who works for the BBC was sensationally arrested this morning at Heathrow Airport.

Basil was on his way to Ireland to participate in the annual Leprechaun Hunt in the small town of Carlingford in Ireland, but his plans came to an abrupt end.

Security were checking Basils case and had just finished saying everything seems to be in order when Basil replied "BOOM! BOOM!". He was immediately surrounded by security people and taken away for questioning.

After being questioned for several hours his solicitor John Fox had just managed to convince the authorities that Basil was not a terrorist. Basil delighted at the news shouted out BOOM! BOOM! and was re arrested.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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