'He Doth Stride the World like a Colossus': Obama's Royal Indian Junket Leaves Huge Carbon Footprint!

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Monday, 25 October 2010

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Deja Vu All Over Again? Barbarians at the Gates, Obama Goes on Vacation!

As Michelle packs for the family junket to India, emptying out the White House Walk In Closets, Indian Economists are rubbing their hands in glee as Barry, fresh off his trashing of corporate spending in the US, prepares to single handedly increase India's GNP.

The President's continued largess has been likened to that of another grasping leader of a failing nation, in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar:

"Ye gods, it doth amaze me,
A man of such a feeble temper should
So get the start of the majestic world,
And bear the palm alone. (1.2.129)

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus; and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs, and peep about
To find ourselves dishonorable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings. (1.2.135)"

The Obama Cavalcade of Hubris will land in India shortly as the sun is blotted out from the invasion of Air Force I, two huge cargo planes, a fighter squadron, a covey of Naval Vessels off shore, a resupply plane containing home grown vegetables from Michelle's Victory Garden, and a personal dog walker for Bo the Portuguese Token Pet.

Prior to Barry's arrival support staff are busy setting up multiple teleprompters and the entire White House Kitchen staff has taken over the commercial kitchens in the three hotels to be occupied by the entourage.

The Obamas are taking over the ENTIRE 570 room Taz Mahal hotel, including all the ancillary facilities, while security and assorted hangers on will be occupying an additional 225 rooms somewhere in Mumbai, the city of brotherly love recently brought to a halt by a mere 9 Pakistani Terrorists partially funded by the $15B sent to them by the US since 2001.

Barry & Bonkette Wannabe (sorry Skoob) Michelle, will take various scenic guarded tours in the 45 GM (Government Motors) cavalcade, also sent over, to encourage Indians to invest in Barry's personal motor car company under the banner of "Buy Me" with a smiling picture of Obama pumping gas into the 33 gallon tank of his Black Escalade.

As one critic pointed out, "At least the car came with a warranty!"

It appears not coincidental that Obama and his family have taken this particular time to stride the world being conveniently away from home during the last week of frenzied politicking leading up to the mid term elections.

Just like Hillary Clinton has been conspicuously absent from politics as she makes herself scarce overseas while serial shagger Bill stumps for Dem candidates sympathetic to the Clinton Cabal building their base for 2012 or 2016, Obama seems content in the legacy his one term Presidency will leave, making at least one Democrat, Jimmy Carter, euphoric that he has escaped the stigma of being the US's WORST PRESIDENT.

Obama is expcted to meet with Indian Romance Novelist and head of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) Rjendra K Pachauri for the UN while discussing the 'shrink rate' of the ice cubes in their Chivas Regal.

Pachauri discounted the effects on Global Warming the Carbon Heavy President will have with the arrival of his Airborne and Land Based Caravan.

"Psshawwww," said Pachauri, " Everybody knows I was just kidding.... HA, HA...you Americans, no sense of Humour....Lighten UP...after all it's just

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