NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The head writer for The Washington Window Tribune Newspaper, Woody Velcro has compiled a list of the meanest, brutal, savage, and ruthless terrorists in the entire world.
Velcro wants to point out that this list is not for the squeamish, or for those who tend to easily throw up.
1. AMAD AL-FEEN - He has been a member of Al-Qaeda for 4 years and he is known to hit prisoners with 17,000 volts of electricity to their scrotums.
2. MOOSIFU FASALI - A Taiban hitman who likes to treat his Prisoners to extreme cold. He will put 5 standard ice cubes in the mouths of enemy soldiers and close their mouth with grade A duct tape.
3. ALAMEER PUSHABA - A member of Isis. He is one of the few terrorists who will actually bite off parts of prisoners, such as a thumb, a belly button, or a pecker (penis). Yes this punk is one sicko!
4. TABEENA RU ZINZIN - A member of Hezbollah. He was named after his maternal grandmother (Tabeena Foom), who taught him to take ducks, pluck all of their feathers off, and then pour duck feed on the naked bodies of enemy soldiers and then he'll let the ducks peck the hell out of the prisoner's pubic body parts.
5. BOOKU HAPATOO - He is an Al-Qaeda grenade expert who enjoys putting hand grenades in the underwear of captured enemy troops.
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