Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 15 December 2007

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OK open your books. Today's lesson is: Islam sucks

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'.

Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview that she hated Muslims and Islam, and had only gone to Sudan to undermine the religion and, hopefully, to start a war.

Having served her ridiculously lenient sentence of only 15 days, Gibbons is now back in Britain under a new name and identity to protect her from any Funded Mentalists who would wish her harm. She said:

"I've got off lightly. They should have waited until my next lesson which was entitled: Why I hate Islam.

"That would really have muddied the waters."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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