Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Spanish Squash Champion Unhappy at Vibrator Prize

Spanish Squash Champion Unhappy at Vibrator Prize

Female participants in a squash championship in northern Spain were awarded a vibrator, wax and a kit to remove foot calluses, leading to a debate about sexism in sport. There were resignations at the organising club after the top women players of...

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Funny story: Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...

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Funny story: An Article About Sex

An Article About Sex

Sex is a sensitive subject, and can arouse vastly different feelings in people, from one person to another. Some people are very straight-laced, and can become outraged when sex is mentioned, believing it to be a bedroom topic. Other people th...

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Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

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Funny story: "Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"I was going to be a TV star, I was living the dream, until Jeremy Kyle told me he wouldn't broadcast my segment of the show. I was devastated." These were the words of perennial fat bloke Mr Tristram Lard of Balham, south London, as he told The S...

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Funny story: Young Man's Death Deemed Non-Tragic Suicide

Young Man's Death Deemed Non-Tragic Suicide

After 22-year-old Jake Pruitt of Queens, New York, was found dead in his bathtub, his wrists slit and bloody, police officers officially deemed his death a non-tragic suicide. "He really didn't have much going for him," said New York Police Chief...

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Funny story: Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

A girl sat in the waiting area of an internationally-recognized English language school, was wearing a T-shirt with a message that was, it has to be said, 'slightly out of the ordinary'. The girl, aged about 13, was wearing the white T-shirt embla...

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Funny story: Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

There were calls for extra police patrols after midnight in residential areas today, after officers arrested a young couple who were 'doing the dirty' in a bus shelter on their way home from a night out. The couple - who have not been named, to av...

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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: 5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

Lake County, Minnesota. Feeling that the time was right in order to have that special talk about "the birds and the bees", as well as "the unique moments" that keep life moving, Justin Harris, 10, sat his mother down last Wednesday, and demanded to...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cards Withdrawn From Shelves In 'Porn' Row

Valentine's Day Cards Withdrawn From Shelves In 'Porn' Row

A series of Valentine's Day cards has had to be removed from the shelves of cardshops all across the country, after there were complaints from customers who said their content was "nothing short of pornographic". Valentine's Day, on February 14, i...

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Funny story: Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

Upskirty Stick To Be Removed From Stores

A company that makes smartphone accessories has announced that its 'Upskirty Stick', the newly-designed successor to the 'Selfie Stick', has been pulled from shelves after the government banned the product. O'Sodomy Accessories say the 'Upskirty S...

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Funny story: Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Recent numbers from the General Social Survey reveal the number of twenty-something men having no sex over the past year has nearly tripled from ten years ago to almost 30%. Bad news for a generation of men embarking on adulthood. Encouraging news...

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Funny story: First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

Winneshiek County, Iowa. After clearly stating that he did not want to experience the details of a hot, steamy, intensely-wild, "out-of-control" sex-driven relationship that could possibly go wrong several years down the road, 18-year-old Jeremy Lan...

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Funny story: London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

London City Gent Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping His Hat To Woman

A city gent in a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat, carrying a walking-stick, has been accused of sexual harassment, after he tipped his hat to a woman in a London street. Thomas Middleton-Markham, 56, of city stockbroker firm Grabbit and Quickly,...

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Funny story: New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

New York Diner Arrested For Sexual Harassment, After Tipping Waitress

A male diner at a top New York restaurant was in trouble with the police this evening, after handsomely tipping a waitress who had served him. Stephen Douglas, 36, and his business colleague, Bob Mount, 42, had visited the restaurant to talk over...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

Bill Cosby Found With Two Drumsticks Shoved Up His Rectum

There were scenes of total panic at 'unlock' this morning, when jailed comedian, Bill Cosby, was found in his cell with a pair of drumsticks shoved up his anus. Cosby, star of 'The Cosby Show', and co-writer of the show's theme tune, 'Kiss Me', us...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby Doing 'Funny Face' Requests For Fellow Prisoners

Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'. Cosby, 81, starred in...

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Funny story: Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...

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