Funny story - A.I. programmer fired for saying his sex-bot is now a very horny teenager

A.I. programmer fired for saying his sex-bot is now a very horny teenager

Silly Cone Valley, CA – Chat-Bot computer programmer, Chip McBits, has been fired (and ghosted) by his employer, Gold Fantasy XXX, after mentioning to clients on his peep show channel that he, ‘swears to god, one of his sex-chat bots has the mind of…

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Funny story - Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide a gentle vibrating 'mouth' for men...

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Funny story - Where are they now? Brentford Nylons

Where are they now? Brentford Nylons

Those were the days or rather the nights. The nights when you and your blonde teenage girlfriend would indulge in carnal pleasures, all snug and warm in her single bed in Willesden with its Brentford Nylons fitted sheets and pillow case. (Sorry, am I reminiscing too much here?) In the morning, you'd reluctantly drag your sweating exhausted body away from her charms and set foot out of the bed only...

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Funny story - Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...

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Funny story - France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!

France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!

President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…

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Funny story - King Arthur was a womanizer

King Arthur was a womanizer

A report in the "The Manchester Morning Mill Magazine," reveals the truth behind the medieval monarch, King Arthur. Esteemed historian Cutter Shiloh, has discovered the legendary King Arthur, fondly nicknamed Artie by his great grandmother Iola, w…

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Funny story - Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile Crashes into Giant Doughnut; police in hot pursuit

Oscar Mayer's Wienermobile Crashes into Giant Doughnut; police in hot pursuit

Inglewood, California - Just moments after hearing the news of Oscar Mayer's death, Juan Rodriguez, a distraught employee at the Oscar Mayer Food Processing plant number 3 in Inglewood, California, stole the company's Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, taking...

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Funny story - Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO

Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO

Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…

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Funny story - Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...

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Funny story - Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Guy with worlds biggest penis dates gal with worlds smallest vagina

Dave Pekering 36, of Oxford England, has a problem. The girl he's now dating, Marishka Kiezlowski 24, Moscow Russia, has entered the Guinness Book of World records with the title of "

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Funny story - Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away

Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away

CCN reports on a small Kissing Robot that attaches to your cell phone and has an app. It was developed by lonely Chinese tech students. The round plastic device with realistic silicone lips, plug in your phone and during your call you can talk…

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Funny story - Science Finds Orgasms are Good for Back Pain

Science Finds Orgasms are Good for Back Pain

After making 30 Men and women volunteers do a Scientific experiment - (some of the scientists participated as some of the women were attractive). It has been scientifically proven that frequent Sex is necessary for a man's healthy back. If y…

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Funny story - London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.

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Funny story - Porn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"

Porn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"

HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landsca…

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Funny story - The Reverse Cowgirl Sexual Position Has Become The Most Popular Coital Position In America

The Reverse Cowgirl Sexual Position Has Become The Most Popular Coital Position In America

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just announced that the Federal Center For Sexual Positions (FCSP) has just made it known to the nation that the most popular sexual position for individuals between the ages of 25 to 75 is now…

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Funny story - Stormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About

Stormy Daniels Reveals That Donald Trump’s Woodies Were Nothing To Write Home About

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – After years of keeping quiet, Stormy Daniels has finally revealed lots of interesting tidbits about her clandestine affair with Donald Johnny Trump alias “Pee Pee Boy.” Daniels told Boom Boom News Reporter Hacienda Fi…

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Funny story - Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...

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Funny story - The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

The Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped

PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…

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Funny story - Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...

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Funny story - Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

He always liked to boast about it on live radio and he did so for years. How he got away with it for so long, nobody knows but at some point the Hairy Monster metamorphosed into the Hairy Cornflake. Maybe it had become small brown and crispy until introduced to cold liquid. According to Botham Squab (sic) in "My Days Tending the Hairy Cornflake" "The hair prefix was, of course, down to DLT’s l...

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