Written by Mussy

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

image for Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off
To some, this is better than the real thing

Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide a gentle vibrating 'mouth' for men to insert their manhood.

The company claims they got the idea from hearing many stories about young men arriving at Accident & Emergency departments with a hose attached to their genitals.

Derek Turckleton, Head of Development at Dyson Group, denies the invention was the result of some of the guys in the test lab messing about on a Saturday afternoon. He told us, "using vacuum's as sexual toys has long been a fascination for us. We were aware, once we brought out our new Cyclone range, that the sucking power could lead to a serious accident so we wanted to provide a safety guard when using our technology."

Black & Decker have responded to this emerging market by developing a clip on pussy sucker for its popular handheld, cordless "Dust Buster" range.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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