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Funny story: Singing Star To Change Her Stage Name To Dodge Criticism

Singing Star To Change Her Stage Name To Dodge Criticism

International singing sensation Dildo has said she is considering changing her stage name to something a bit more 'normal', after she claimed she has begun to attract both criticism and resentment from people who say that her name reminds them of som…

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Funny story: Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

A short home-made video of an elderly gentleman being spanked by his equally-elderly wife on the internet has surprised and shocked so many people, that is has been shared millions of times, and has gone viral. The dirty old couple, Fred and Edna…

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Funny story: Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…

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Funny story: Man Is Being Treated Like A Sex Slave

Man Is Being Treated Like A Sex Slave

A married, middle-aged man who has been described as "having a tendency to invent the wildest exaggerations" has claimed that he is suffering the worst oppression imaginable, and being treated merely as a sex slave. The unfortunate individual is M…

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Funny story: A Woman Who Has Been Sheltering-in-Place For 9 Months Says She’s Going To Marry Her Vibrator

A Woman Who Has Been Sheltering-in-Place For 9 Months Says She’s Going To Marry Her Vibrator

ELEANOR RIGBY, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Millions of people have found ways of coping with the Coronapalooza directives to self-isolate, shelter-in-place, and self-distance. Many folks are self-isolating and learning how to cook Ethiopian fo…

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Funny story: Man's Wife Has Left Him And Run Off With Her Dildo

Man's Wife Has Left Him And Run Off With Her Dildo

A man who hit upon the unusual idea of buying his wife a dildo as a gift for St. Valentine's Day, has told 'friends' on social media that she has now run off and left him, in order to start a new life in Europe with her 'pleasure stick'. She is th…

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Funny story: Man Has Got His Wife A Dildo For Valentine's Day

Man Has Got His Wife A Dildo For Valentine's Day

A man who was looking for an unusual and novel St. Valentine's Day gift for his wife, has gone for the jackpot this year, after revealing to workmates that he has got her a 12-inch black dildo. Ron Lummox, 40, hit upon the brilliant idea as he bro…

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Funny story: Trump To Send Angry Mob To Stop Impeachment Effort

Trump To Send Angry Mob To Stop Impeachment Effort

Washington, D.C. - Sources close to President Orange Turd say that he is planning to send a second angry mob to the U.S. Capitol Building to try and stop Congress's 2nd impeachment effort on him this week. "He's pretty sure it will work this time,…

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Funny story: Couple Plan To Have Sex On Sunday Night

Couple Plan To Have Sex On Sunday Night

A couple who don't usually make this kind of news available for public consumption, but who have let their guard down recently because of the mental state the Coronavirus has reduced them to, have told friends that, all being well, they will indulge…

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Funny story: Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…

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Funny story: A Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell

A Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell

FUKUOKA, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency is reporting that a mechanical scientist who works for Japan’s Sayonara Samurai Robot Corporation was involved in a freak accident. Wakatoshi Origami, 29, who has worked as a mechanical scienti…

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Funny story: Anal Butt Boxcar- The Hidden Deadly Trend

Anal Butt Boxcar- The Hidden Deadly Trend

If you hear kids talking about ABB, they probably aren’t talking about the latest rap song or internet meme. ABB is slang for a deadly new pastime. Anal-Butt-Boxcar or ABB is the latest fashion. It all started in Eastern Europe, which might as we…

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Funny story: President Trump Seen Through Window Wearing Basque

President Trump Seen Through Window Wearing Basque

There can be fewer things more embarrassing than actually 'being President Donald Trump' at the moment, but the soon-to-be-ousted US leader went one better this week, when he was seen through a window at the White House wearing a sexy basque. An e…

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Funny story: Experience: I fathered two of Boris Johnson's children

Experience: I fathered two of Boris Johnson's children

That arse Johnson is supposedly a serial shagger, but I gave him a dose of his own medicine. It was several years ago, and it went on for a while. Bozo's wife was mightily pissed off at his never-ending peccadillos, and she wanted to get her own b…

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Funny story: Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage

Man Was Fairly Impressed With Nicki Minaj Cleavage

A man who watched an old video clip of the BBC's Graham Norton TV show with guests Mark Ruffalo, John Bishop, Rufus Wainwright, and female rapper Nicki Minaj, has said he was a little taken aback by the singer's cleavage. Moys Kenwood, 57, and old…

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Funny story: Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…

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Funny story: Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

Americans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first

While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the c…

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