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Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...

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Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are being forcibly separated. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

Funny story: New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

At the age of 33, Giselle Watson of New York City was still single, and for the life of her, she couldn't understand why. "Actually, that's not quite true," Giselle admits now with an embarrassed smile, catching herself in her own lie. "I'd let my...

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Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

Funny story: Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

A new survey arrived out of Science Town today about the mood of people across the country on the subject of sexual degeneracy. They found that: 1. One of the best states for sexual deviants to run for office in is Alabama, based on the states's acceptance of Roy Moore admitted dalliances with underage females. 2. Another state that is good would be California, where the former governator, A...

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Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Funny story: Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Paris, France - Penelope the Cat, now 90 years old, has come forth with the stunning revelation that renowned French celebrity Pepe Le Pew assaulted her numerous times in the late 40s. The unwanted advances took place at several locations in Fra...

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A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...

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Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

In a study to be released on Tuesday, Aug. 22, and simultaneously published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, the Harvard Institute on Human Sexuality will report that children conceived during the maximum point in a total solar ecl...

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Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Funny story: Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Sodom and Gomorrah, a Biblical fable where people did everything to enjoy their debauched lives is becoming a true story in one English town. During kinky sex games a moronic, sex-mad maniac, pulled out a gun, and tried to "put it in" (ouch!). Luc...

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Pakistan is infected with demons

Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...

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Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on com...

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Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

In a bizarre interview with Fox News, Donald Trump has made some astonishing revelations about his sex life, and admitted that James Comey's dismissal was a result of an embarrassing mixup. The President revealed that he has used a number of nickn...

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Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

Funny story: Porn Star sex and sexy shows all

In an exclusive interview with Jimmy Astro, Jane Doe, famed gossiper and celebrity basher, shows all by complaining on national television about peoples money problems. Astro asked her if marriage is part of her agenda any time soon. Her reply w...

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Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...

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Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

Funny story: Man with New Girl Friend Already Working on Next One

After mutually agreeing to have a committed relationship with his current girlfriend Sally Besman, Washington, DC man Eli Cummings has gone online to various dating websites in search of his next girlfriend. Mr. Cummings present girlfriend is pr...

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Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020. Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...

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Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

Funny story: Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...

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Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the Pussy

ST. LOUIS, MO - Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be groped by a strange man, preferably one who adheres to rigorously strict gender norms. "Really, the rougher...

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