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Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Funny story: Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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"Me Too" Bags Another; Disgraced School Chief Quits

In the wake of New York attorney general Eric Schneiderman's resignation, another top government official elsewhere has succumbed after similar startling revelations of unwanted sexual assaults on women. Following a painful and sometimes tearful c...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...

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Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'

Funny story: Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'

Tony and Mary, are in their seventies, and have been watched by thousands of people around the world on their web-enabled security cameras - and didn’t even know. In 2015, due to security concerns, they fitted their suburban semi with what they th...

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60 year old man with half of his teeth, and no money doesn't understand why he isn't attractive to younger women

Gary Wayne Johnson from Chutney on the Fritz, a sixty-three-year-old with a habit of losing his teeth to the dentist can't understand why women half his age aren't interested in him like they are with wealthy and successful film stars and musicians.

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Man's Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

Funny story: Man's Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion. Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Ken...

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Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

Funny story: Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...

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Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are being forcibly separated. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

Funny story: New Year's Revelation! New York Woman Realizes Mediocre Sort-Of Relationship Is Worth Sacrificing Everything For

At the age of 33, Giselle Watson of New York City was still single, and for the life of her, she couldn't understand why. "Actually, that's not quite true," Giselle admits now with an embarrassed smile, catching herself in her own lie. "I'd let my...

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Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

Funny story: Best States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant

A new survey arrived out of Science Town today about the mood of people across the country on the subject of sexual degeneracy. They found that: 1. One of the best states for sexual deviants to run for office in is Alabama, based on the states's acceptance of Roy Moore admitted dalliances with underage females. 2. Another state that is good would be California, where the former governator, A...

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Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Funny story: Feline Victim of Parisian Sexual Predator Comes Forward After 70 Years of Silence

Paris, France - Penelope the Cat, now 90 years old, has come forth with the stunning revelation that renowned French celebrity Pepe Le Pew assaulted her numerous times in the late 40s. The unwanted advances took place at several locations in Fra...

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A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...

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Sex and the Total Solar Eclipse

In a study to be released on Tuesday, Aug. 22, and simultaneously published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, the Harvard Institute on Human Sexuality will report that children conceived during the maximum point in a total solar ecl...

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Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Funny story: Putting a gun in "there" during "you-know-what" is not healthy claim sex experts!

Sodom and Gomorrah, a Biblical fable where people did everything to enjoy their debauched lives is becoming a true story in one English town. During kinky sex games a moronic, sex-mad maniac, pulled out a gun, and tried to "put it in" (ouch!). Luc...

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Pakistan is infected with demons

Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...

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Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on com...

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Donald Trump intended to fire "Mr Cummy", not the head of the FBI

In a bizarre interview with Fox News, Donald Trump has made some astonishing revelations about his sex life, and admitted that James Comey's dismissal was a result of an embarrassing mixup. The President revealed that he has used a number of nickn...

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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