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Funny story: Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

After a series of sketchy denials that were, quite frankly, somewhat difficult to believe, Prince Andrew has issued his most dramatic denial yet this afternoon, when he denied ever having met his mother, the Queen. Andrew, also known as the Duke o...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

After yesterday's news that Prince Andrew had been advised to submit himself to making legal testimony before a US court, and with more and more of the Duke of Wessex's business associates disassociating themselves from him and his projects, the Prin...

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Funny story: Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

A man has complained about what he says is a systematic attempt to make him buy stuff, after he was repeatedly exposed to a particular advertizement whilst using the internet this very morning. The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, told of how, throughout hi...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew, the man who admitted he had wracked his brains to see if he could remember raping an underage American girl when she was just 17, is to meet the girl again, face-to-face, to see if she can 'jog his memory'. The Prince, also known as...

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Funny story: Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been: "a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...

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Funny story: Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Spotted In Fish Shop

Ghislaine Maxwell Spotted In Fish Shop

A woman answering the description of Prince Andrew's friend, and former financier, Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been seen in a fish-and-chip shop in the Old Kent Road, sparking a large hunt. Or womanhunt. Maxwell is the wom...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew, fresh from his BBC Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis that some have compared to a "car crash" and even "an articulated lorry crash", has decided to do another TV interview to "put the record straight". He will be grilled by Con...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew's legal team have poured scorn on the latest Jeffrey Epstein accusor, who has said that she was sexually abused by the former financier after giving him a massage on his private island in New Mexico when she was just 15 years old. Th...

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Funny story: Pizza Express CCTV Security Tapes Have Been Stolen

Pizza Express CCTV Security Tapes Have Been Stolen

CCTV security tapes containing footage which could have proved crucial in ascertaining whether or not Prince Andrew visited the Woking branch of Pizza Express on 10 March 2001, have been stolen, says the shop's manager. The Prince faces accusation...

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Funny story: Pizza Express In Woking Have Never Heard Of Prince Andrew

Pizza Express In Woking Have Never Heard Of Prince Andrew

The manager of the Woking branch of Pizza Express, where Prince Andrew says he spent time with his daughter Beatrice on the day American woman Virginia Roberts claims he was raping her, has said he has never heard of the Royal. Branch manager, Gil...

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Funny story: Queen Says She Doesn't Believe Andrew Did It

Queen Says She Doesn't Believe Andrew Did It

Her Majesty the Queen has said that she doesn't believe for one minute that her grandson, Prince Andrew, could have been involved in any sexual activity with an underaged 17-year-old girl in 2001, when he was 41 years old, and is prepared to stake he...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It

Prince Andrew Digs A Big Hole, Then Gets Into It

Prince Andrew, the former friend of former person, Jeffrey Epstein, spoke to the BBC's Emily Maitlis on Friday, and tried to explain his side of the story with regard to indulging in an underage sex romp with a girl who was just 17. But it didn't...

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Funny story: President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas

President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas

It's been rumored that, after she was summoned to the White House to meet the parents of a young motorcyclist she had killed in England in August, Anne Sacoolas, the wife of a US intelligence officer, may have given President Donald Trump a blow job.

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Funny story: Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto has gained strength overnight, and is likely to be reclassified as a hurricane this morning, according to a tweet posted just minutes ago by President Donald Trump. Mr Trump also stated that Hurricane Humberto would be a da...

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