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Funny story: Young Man's Death Deemed Non-Tragic Suicide

Young Man's Death Deemed Non-Tragic Suicide

After 22-year-old Jake Pruitt of Queens, New York, was found dead in his bathtub, his wrists slit and bloody, police officers officially deemed his death a non-tragic suicide. "He really didn't have much going for him," said New York Police Chief...

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Funny story: An Article About Sex

An Article About Sex

Sex is a sensitive subject, and can arouse vastly different feelings in people, from one person to another. Some people are very straight-laced, and can become outraged when sex is mentioned, believing it to be a bedroom topic. Other people th...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...

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Funny story: "Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"I was going to be a TV star, I was living the dream, until Jeremy Kyle told me he wouldn't broadcast my segment of the show. I was devastated." These were the words of perennial fat bloke Mr Tristram Lard of Balham, south London, as he told The S...

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Funny story: Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

A girl sat in the waiting area of an internationally-recognized English language school, was wearing a T-shirt with a message that was, it has to be said, 'slightly out of the ordinary'. The girl, aged about 13, was wearing the white T-shirt embla...

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Funny story: Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

Midlands Couple Caught Shafting In Bus Shelter

There were calls for extra police patrols after midnight in residential areas today, after officers arrested a young couple who were 'doing the dirty' in a bus shelter on their way home from a night out. The couple - who have not been named, to av...

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Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

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Funny story: BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

BDSM Fan's Golden Rule Philosophy Causes Unfortunate Misunderstandings

When it comes to dating and relationships, 62-year-oldĀ  Artie Freeman of Nashville, Tennessee, makes a point of treating others as he would have them treat him, but, as a practitioner of BDSM and particular aficionado of sado-masochism, he finds that...

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Funny story: Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

Trump State Visit to UK Announced: Londoners Cock-a-hoop

"Cor, blimey, guv. You couldn't make it up. I'm sure that Londoners will come together in droves to give him a warm welcome." These were the words of London Mayor and son of a Tooting bus driver, Sadiq Khan, as he learned that dates have been set for...

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Funny story: First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

Winneshiek County, Iowa. After clearly stating that he did not want to experience the details of a hot, steamy, intensely-wild, "out-of-control" sex-driven relationship that could possibly go wrong several years down the road, 18-year-old Jeremy Lan...

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Funny story: 5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

Lake County, Minnesota. Feeling that the time was right in order to have that special talk about "the birds and the bees", as well as "the unique moments" that keep life moving, Justin Harris, 10, sat his mother down last Wednesday, and demanded to...

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Funny story: Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Recent numbers from the General Social Survey reveal the number of twenty-something men having no sex over the past year has nearly tripled from ten years ago to almost 30%. Bad news for a generation of men embarking on adulthood. Encouraging news...

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Funny story: Ten Interesting Things You Didn't Know About Balham

Ten Interesting Things You Didn't Know About Balham

To some people Balham is a joke as they hurtle through it on the A24 making their way to Gatwick airport, but thousands of people live there in peace and harmony, apart from the raucous weekend night life. Here are ten interesting facts about Balham...

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Funny story: Cardinal Pell To Be Held In Colditz Castle

Cardinal Pell To Be Held In Colditz Castle

Cardinal George Pell, the sex beast, has been sentenced to six years in prison for the sexual assaults he carried out on two 13-year-old choir boys in Melbourne in 1996, and will now be locked away so that he might reflect on the pain he caused his v...

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Funny story: "Increase Birth Rate," "Sex Vacations" - Goals of White Ultranationalists

"Increase Birth Rate," "Sex Vacations" - Goals of White Ultranationalists

Lausanne, Switzerland. Special to The Spoof. At this week's international conference of white ultranationalists from Europe, North America and other primarily white areas, the overwhelming concern of delegates was the low birth rate associated with t...

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Funny story: Man Became Sexually Aroused In Queue At Bakery

Man Became Sexually Aroused In Queue At Bakery

A man waiting in line at a bakery shop in New York has told friends how, in looking around at the various items for sale, he became sexually aroused. Arthur Fandango stood in the queue at the Jake's Cakes bakery in Queens, when his absent-minded g...

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