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Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

Funny story: The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...

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Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

Funny story: Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

We have all, at some time or other in our lives, received mail that was intended for someone else, and that's what one man told his wife yesterday, when a parcel from internet mail order company, Amazon, was delivered to his Los Angeles home, contain...

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Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

Funny story: Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

He always liked to boast about it on live radio and he did so for years. How he got away with it for so long, nobody knows but at some point the Hairy Monster metamorphosed into the Hairy Cornflake. Maybe it had become small brown and crispy until introduced to cold liquid. According to Botham Squab (sic) in "My Days Tending the Hairy Cornflake" "The hair prefix was, of course, down to DLT’s l...

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Pubic Hairs Discovered In Bathroom Plughole

Funny story: Pubic Hairs Discovered In Bathroom Plughole

A man and his wife had a horrifying experience whilst staying at a hotel in the Thai beach resort of Pattaya, when they made an astonishing discovery in the bathroom - a previous occupant's pubic hairs! Myke Woodson, 53, had gone to the Apex Hotel...

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Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Funny story: Bill Cosby To Undergo Anal Check-up

Bill Cosby, the comedian who is serving a '3 to 10-year' prison term for drugging a woman in order to have sex with her, is to seek medical attention, after complaining of "juddering pains" in his back passage. Cosby, 81, incarcerated at the Penn...

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Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Funny story: Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...

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Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

Funny story: Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

There was a painful end to a short conversation on the London Tube this morning, when a man who had tried to chat up a female fellow passenger received a kick in the gonads for his trouble. John O'Gape was travelling on the Northern Line having bo...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

Funny story: Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

President Donald Trump has said he is outraged at the San Francisco 49ers cheerleader who 'took the knee' during the pre-game playing of the national anthem on Thursday. The cheerleader, who has not been identified, knelt during the Star Spangled...

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Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Funny story: Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Bill Cosby, the comedian-turned-rapist, who is serving between three and ten years in prison for his offences, is not enjoying his stay behind bars, it has been reported. The former funnyman has tried very hard to conform to the prison regime, but...

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Alien Ship Mates With Eiffel Tower

Funny story: Alien Ship Mates With Eiffel Tower

Somehow the grey critters got the idea into their bulbous heads that the giant metal -ointed phallus located in the heart of Paris France was actually the planet Earth's penis. In what is apparently the mating behavior of those advanced little bas...

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You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

Funny story: You Too Can Be a Heterosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, Quintessexual Lesbian.

Life used to be so simple when I was growing up. Male, female, heterosexual - that was it, as far as I knew. Then I began work in the NHS, where my youthful good looks attracted more than just student nurses, but that's another story, although I did resolutely resist the attentions of lecherous male colleagues with "alternative" lifestyles. These days, who knows what anybody is? So, I have rebr...

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The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

Funny story: The Balham Tourist Board Guide for Japanese Visitors

Shopping. Balham is a Mecca for discerning shoppers from as far away as Tooting, and until the 1980s, even boasted its own "private shop", handily situated within two minutes' walk of the local secondary school. Unfortunately, concerned citizens, or "busybodies", as any self-respecting connoisseur of BDSM, unusual practices, and loose morals would call them, successfully campaigned to close it dow...

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Obscene Word Wins Scrabble World Championship

Funny story: Obscene Word Wins Scrabble World Championship

The Scrabble World Championship being held at the Westfield centre in west London on Sunday, was won after a 5-hour battle, using a word that, frankly, I find difficult to repeat here. Amqold Scdgwipk, 53, from Tipperary in Ireland, sat opposite...

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Lorry Driver Picked Up Female Hitch-Hiker With The Sole Intention Of 'Getting Her To Her Destination'

Funny story: Lorry Driver Picked Up Female Hitch-Hiker With The Sole Intention Of 'Getting Her To Her Destination'

In what's becoming the mosy widely-shared internet news item since Tuesday, a long-distance lorry driver who stopped to pick up a young woman hitching a lift near a motorway junction, has told how the only thought in his mind was how to get the 'dams...

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Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

Funny story: Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

After what newspaper reports have already called 'The Cosby Redemption', women all across the United States were being warned to be 'extremely vigilant' this evening, after it was revealed that the jailed former comedian, Bill Cosby, had managed to o...

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Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

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