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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

Funny story: Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...

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Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Funny story: Nashville Man Revels in the Absurdity of His Existence

Kenny Hartwell of Nashville, Tennessee, recently decided to abandon his preconceived notions about what his life should be like and revel in the absurdity of his existence. “It's going well,” said Kenny of his new approach to life. “For instance,...

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Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dear Dr Quigley I suffer from recurrent migraines, but my GP always wants me to give a sample of semen whenever I see her, and she insists on helping me. Is this right? S. Perm-Donor, Balham. Lots of patients would love such personal service from their GP. It sounds like she is using the ancient Chinese practice of acuwankture to relieve your headaches and I am sure you feel much better afterw...

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Where are they now? Brentford Nylons

Funny story: Where are they now? Brentford Nylons

Those were the days or rather the nights. The nights when you and your blonde teenage girlfriend would indulge in carnal pleasures, all snug and warm in her single bed in Willesden with its Brentford Nylons fitted sheets and pillow case. (Sorry, am I reminiscing too much here?) In the morning, you'd reluctantly drag your sweating exhausted body away from her charms and set foot out of the bed only...

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It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

By the time you read this, I'll be back in Blighty doing the biz with the owner's daughter again. Just what I need and so does she. We'll be off to Ibiza for some pre-season R&R shortly. Well, never let it be said that I didn't do my best for...

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Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

Funny story: Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

There was mayhem in one Indian city on Friday, as thousands of women rushed to become 'blessed with sacred milk', when a cloud in the shape of a huge penis appeared in the sky above the city. The penis, I beg your pardon, the cloud, started to for...

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The Secret England Footballer: Croatia and Cretinous Decisions. I told you so.

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Croatia and Cretinous Decisions. I told you so.

You know I told you so. It's taken a day or two for me to get over my anger, but now I feel free to vent my spleen. Forget Gareth's M&S waistcoat, the penalty win over Columbia, slab head Maguire's goal, getting us to the semi-final and all th...

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BBC Sports Commentator Sets Precedent by Using the Word "Unprecedented"

Funny story: BBC Sports Commentator Sets Precedent by Using the Word "Unprecedented"

Football fans were stunned and amazed while watching coverage of England vs. Colombia when commentator Simon Brotherton deliberately used the word "unprecedented". The BBC switchboard and Twitter account were overwhelmed by the response, including d...

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The Secret England Footballer: The Swedes and Me Looking Like a Turnip

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: The Swedes and Me Looking Like a Turnip

"Lack of egos" in this England team is apparently what people are saying. "Esprit de corps" and lack of egos is exactly right and that's what's wrong with this team. Nobody has the balls to stand up to "Mr. Southgate" and tell him where he's going wr...

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Rude Drawing Found In Condensation On Bus Window

Funny story: Rude Drawing Found In Condensation On Bus Window

Passengers on a public bus in Hull were said to be 'sickened' today, after witnessing a drawing of a penis and testicles on one of the windows. The image, about 30cm high and 20cm wide, had been etched with a finger into the early morning condensa...

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The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

Would you Adam and Eve it? We only bloody did it. We bloody won a match. Harry, you're not the wuss I've been saying you are (not to your face, obviously). Hats off to the Tottenham mumbler. I always knew you were class. There was one downer for m...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Repino base

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Repino base

What a dump. I checked Tripadvisor before coming here and it's even worse then I thought. I'm in the middle of nowhere and there are less than 3,000 people here. Points of interest: Chapel of Saints Cosmas and Damian, you won't find me in there,...

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Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Funny story: Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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"Me Too" Bags Another; Disgraced School Chief Quits

In the wake of New York attorney general Eric Schneiderman's resignation, another top government official elsewhere has succumbed after similar startling revelations of unwanted sexual assaults on women. Following a painful and sometimes tearful c...

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The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

Funny story: The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...

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Havinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column

Funny story: Havinghurst Dawurst & His Missus Launch Sex Advice Column

Co-Authors of four children and a best-seller, "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed",Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have decided to issue a sexual advice column while they flee for their lives in fear of a psychopathic r...

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