Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

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Cosby, going down a storm

Bill Cosby, the convicted sex assailant, who was recently sentenced to between 3 and 10 years behind bars for aggravated indecent sexual assault, has been entertaining his fellow prisoners with a display of his 'funny faces'.

Cosby, 81, starred in 'The Cosby Show' for eight seasons, and during that time, pulled more than 400 different 'funny faces' which the show's viewers came to love.

Nobody has forgotten those funny, dopey-grandpa faces, and, as soon as Cosby arrived at the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution, inmates came clamoring to see him, and ask for a funny face. One shouted:

"C'mon, Dr. Huxtable! Do a funny face!"

Others echoed these sentiments, bawling:

"Faces! Faces! Give us funny faces, you sex pest!"

Cosby pulled that one where his eyes look up at the inside of his forehead, and his mouth forms a 'big-lippy smile'. The whole jail shook with laughter. Even the prison wardens had to laugh. Wardens and prisoners slapped each other on the back as they doubled-up in reaction to Cosby's hilarious, pulled 'funny faces'.

Then, Cosby did that one where he looks straight at the camera, and lets his mouth fall open, all agape. It's so funny! The criminals roared with laughter.

Before he'd finished, there was just time for the funny face where he just looks at someone who has said something odd, and stares at them for a long time, indicating 'incredulity', and allowing the audience to share in his feelings by experiencing incredulity through his funny face. Oh, he is such a funny guy with his funny faces! The inmates howled!

Bill Cosby will be appearing nightly in his 'Funny Faces' comedy show for the next 3 to 10 years.

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Topics: Sex, Prison, Bill Cosby




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